I'm Kevin. Who cares?

Hey. I'm Kevin. Go by he/him pronouns. This is a fandom/Whatever blog, with some NSFW content.

[aeshnacyanea2000]

‘You got to remember there’s three basic approaches to philosophy in these parts,’ said Didactylos. ‘Tell him, Urn.’ ‘There’s the Xenoists,’ said Urn promptly. ‘They say the world is basically complex and random. And there’s the Ibidians. They say the world is basically simple and follows certain fundamental rules.’ ‘And there’s me,’ said Didactylos, pulling a scroll out of its rack. ‘Master says basically it’s a funny old world,’ said Urn. ‘And doesn’t contain enough to drink,’ said Didactylos.

-- Terry Pratchett- Small Gods

[thevaleyard]

Had a hilarious Tuesday.

First, I didn’t know if I was a carp or electrician for four hours. Certainly both. But I spent a lot of time helping the carps move a practical fixture under a lighting unit. I totally forgot to think about stops, or moving the fixture to the practical’s previous location. As a result, some SM pulled to hard on the lines, the bulb fell out, and started a fire on the stage.

After having a summerstock electrician over for a smoke session last week. Last night, I had a lovely evening with a pair of carpenters for cocktails dinner and coffee. We made a ridiculously huge mess of my kitchen, but it was beyond worth it.

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[thevaleyard]

This coat has had ¢30 just rattling around at the beginning of its fourth season; sewed a quarter and dime trying to fix a ripped pocket. Smells faintly of cat piss when wet. Perfect Fall jacket downgrade, except all of the accessories are winter. Can’t decide if I hate orange enough to make myself some fall gear.

[ampervadasz]

[thevaleyard]

I love acid

Edpectially at a festival. The ridiculous looking man with khaki shorts, tie die shirt, alpaca weave sweatshirt fitting cap with cow pattern and horns, would be terrifying, if he wasn’t at a fest.

[zoiodlula]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

John Mulaney: finally fuckable

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[inkskinned]

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

[jumpingjacktrash]

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

[theinvisiblemonsters]

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

[thevaleyard]

I thought sunlight would be s good enough booster to replace my meds. Then I got rejected and pulled my pathetic stalking routine. Which is a “I am addicted to your presence” level action. I don’t know how to keep from feeling for my fuckbuddy, and I kinda half regret the whole thing. I’m not proud enough to admit who it is, for frat of “fuckin why?!”

[thevaleyard]

Is it wrong, as a bi male, to prefer to work thru Pride month as opposed to being able to attend my First Parade?

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[jackinjustin]

[valtsv]

[thevaleyard]

I hate genderless toilets

Don’t get me wrong; some of my best friends are trans*, and I fully support them feeling comfortable taking a piss. But when there’s only 2 toilets, both NB, and have to share them with an all girls dance company, I am suddenly heartened by the existence of a men’s toilet.

[pr1nceshawn]

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

[mishasminions]

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

[growthandsecrets]

Siiiigggghhhh

[simplysiminspo]

Memoriessss

[tchaikovskaya]