JADE

@thevampirejade old blog

[thevampirejadesoldblog]

Does anyone know if it’s possible to delete just one of my blogs???

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[thevampirejadesoldblog]

This was me but I’m a lesbian and it was 2020.

[pharma-tard]

if you're named some shit like cody it's been over for you for a long time

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[willkill4pudding]

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

[disregardandfelicity]

Armand: I’m going to give my beloved a protection locket to wear at all times

Daniel: what will be on this locket

Armand: just normal stuff 🥰

[obi-waankenobi]

Daniel: 😐💔

Armand, a little sad: You don't have to wear it if you don't want to--

Daniel: No back off I'm gonna wear it forever.

[hobbitinthetardis]

happy lazarus rising to all who celebrate

[strawlessandbraless]

*Dean Winchester taking over the vessel to whisper to Jensen at night*: It’s time to write another song about the Angel. They need to know how much I - how much we love him.

[nasnyys]

no one ever asks me about my daniel molloy headcanons well i think he was a draft dodger

[thevampirejadesoldblog]

This post was literally made for my 1960s folk obsessed Vampire Chronicles fan ass.

[aquarines]

in season 11 of iwtv, lestat drains a human on lithium and finally feels okay for the first time in his life, and the problems just stop. and that's the end of the show.

[thevampirejadesoldblog]

The world has gotten so insane that political satire doesn’t even exist anymore. RIP Phil Ochs, you would absolutely HATE modern day America. (but you would appreciate the theatricality of it.)

[xphilochsstillmarcheson]

I have like. 80+ images of Phil Ochs saved to my phone this is not normal i think he's haunting me.

[victusinveritas]

[clownes-van-zandt]