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They deadass got a live bear….

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The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far
They deadass got a live bear….
hot take: shakespearean tragedies edition
Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:
This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen
What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.
rhythmic awareness: a prerequisite of language evolution
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THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED
A collection of short horror stories about a local Ghoul named Simon
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learning to spell jake gyllenhaal’s last name is the most i’ll ever do for any man
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The type of quality content I like to see
this is the most important thing i’ve ever done.
one of the dogs I groomed today was skunked at some point, and every time I bathe her the old skunk smell resurfaces and it is fucking disgusting. because of that, and because the smell is still lingering in my nose and brain, I’m going to take this opportunity to advise you all on how to deal with a skunked cat or dog.
a common method, one that is even advised on the BC SPCA website, is to use a combination of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and dishsoap. do not do this. people use this as a cleaner for grout and a bleach for hair. it’s not appropriate for use on animals, particularly when there are safer methods available.
so with that in mind, here’s an effective method to best mitigate the smell should your pet get skunked:
do not get the animal wet. as soon as you get them wet, the hair follicles will close up and then the spray is locked in. for dogs, it takes up to seven years for a hair follicle to turn over which means your dog could potentially smell like skunk for literal years.
instead, load them up with baking soda. I’m talking so much that a black dog turns white. let it sit for ten minutes, or more if the animal is not in distress. you can even shake it out and add more. do not rinse.
add concentrate dog shampoo or dawn dishsoap. I’ve been told repeatedly that dawn is the only acceptable dishsoap to use on animals (and only as a last resort, as dishsoap simply is not designed for use on animals). if you can get your hands on proper concentrated dog shampoo that’s better. lather that shit up and add vanilla extract, then rinse. if you are still getting wafts you can add more baking soda even though the water has set.
for dogs, when they are cleaned to the best of your ability, you can add conditioner (my grooming instructor taught me not to use conditioner on cats, and she had a reason but I cannot remember what it was, so I’m erring on the side of caution here in not advising it). if you can, book a bath with a groomer for 3-4 weeks later (given the 28 day cycle of skin on average) or bathe at home, not for the clean but for the conditioner. this is to offset the strip of oils from the coat during the initial deskunking.
unfortunately by the time I have the opportunity to share this method with people, they’ve typically already stuck their dog in the tub and bathed them or bleached them with hydrogen peroxide and baking soda. hopefully this helps prevent some unfortunate people and pets from ending up in that scenario.
sometimes i’m at home just being like where can i find that rami malek twin video and truly, truly this is one of the most cinematically, tangibly exciting, FULFILLING TO THE CORE videos i have ever seen on the internet.
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one
You forgot to mention that the last guy only happened to kill Franz because he had just come out of the sandwich shop where the car stopped
It is obvious to even the most casual observer that this particular event has been meddled with by at least two groups of time travelers trying to change history. Please, if you invent a time machine, leave the assassination of Ferdinand alone; the space-time continuum there is already showing obvious cracks from the strain.