*jangles miserably*

he/him; 22; queer; the brain cell is: Offline

[kosmogrl]

at the end of the day the day ends

[eilooxara]

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[girlcaligula]

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

[girlcaligula]

this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and I’ll love them to pieces

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[brawlcloud]

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[cosmicbrainfungus]

what the hel man

[pointnclick]

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

[menecrates]

a brief pause in our regularly scheduled warfare to announce metellus scipio's latest culinary innovation

[breadcrab]

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[cryptotheism]

20 minutes into the dead wifeweed: I really need to run along the beach and smile back at someone