Incorrect Quotes For The Wonderful Webcomic, The Villain School

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Oliver: Ivy, I think you should be warmer to everyone. Men are scared of you

Ivy: That's the point

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Sammy: "i’m the smartest one on this damn team"

Carrie: Your arm is stuck in a vending machine

Sammy: "i paid for my skittles, im getting my damn skittles."

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Savannah: He died of natural causes

Charlie: YOU?? PUSHED HIM???? OFF A ROOF????????

Savannah: Gravity is natural

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HCharlie: Every time I ask the youths to explain "vibe checK" to me, they hit me with some kind of improvised weapon

Maple about to hit him with a chair: VIBE CHECK

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Matthew: Ah yes, baguettes! The snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir

Shop dude: What?

Oliver: Ignore him.

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Wally: What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!

Oliver: Get of here with your stupid ass puns.

Wally: That was berry rude of you

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Honey: HCharlie, what do you call that white broccoli thing?

HCharlie: Cauliflower?

Honey gesturing at Maple: Now, tell him what YOU call it

Maple:

Maple: ...Ghost broccoli

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Sabrina: Is this a cult?

Charlie: No, this is where we have our tea parties

Charlie: Of course it's a fucking cult!

Matthew: It's not actually a cult, they just like to scare people

Wally: Put the knife away, Charlie

Charlie: You guys never let me have any fun.

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Carrie: Don't be afraid to ask for help

Savannah being squeezed by a giant snake: Ok.

Carrie: Seriously, it's no big deal

Savannah now on fire: I'll keep it in mind.

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Maple: Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

Maple a day later: SIDE ONE DONE! I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side

HCharlie: I THOUGHT THIS WAS HYPERBOLE.

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Charlie: Not to be dramatic or anything, but I think I've spent at least 10 months of this year tired and sad.

Matthew: But at least you're gay right?

Charlie: At least I'm gay

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Alexa: Hey, how many swords do you have

Maple: Sword of a lot

Alexa: Blocked.

Maple: Parried

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I am very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under

Wally

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Savannah: What's your power?

Levesque: Gun.

Savannah:

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Savannah: Now, I don’t like to use the word “butthead” too often, because if you use it too much, it loses its impact.

Savannah: But I can say with absolute certainty that Sammy is being a huge asshole.

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Savannah: You're horrible!

Maple: Yes, I know; thank you for reminding me.

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Matthew: I love this new strawberry flavored shampoo I got!

Sammy: "Flavored?"

Matthew: Scented! I mean scented.

Matthew: But yeah, it tastes like strawberries too!