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A little bit of many different things . Grey-ro Ace/She/INTJ/I really don’t know what this is

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

Fan Fic Masterpost

Hellsing

Ice — monster of the week one shot, something of a The Thing AU

This Is Where Monsters Weep — drabble collection about a variety of ships and characters

Hold This Heart In Your Teeth — Alutegra one shot, dreams, angst, pining, mild bdsm vibes

In This Darkness, I Have You — Alutegra one shot, PWP, angst, pining, unwanted love confession

The Hand Which Holds The Leash — pre canon, one shot, Alucard attempts to talk to Integra about responsibility, instead the conversation turns to her ancestors

Leave Them And Walk With Dust — Seras and Integra roleswap AU, eventual Sertegra, (ongoing)

Fragments, Glory, And What It Is To Lose — Alutegra one shot, Alucard reflects on his servitude after that first encounter with Anderson

These Truths That Shape Us — one shot, Integra gets her first glimpse at the depth of Hellsing’s experiments, medical horror

Beautiful, Wicked, Brazen — Alutegra one shot, PWP

A Diversion — Alutegra one shot, PWP, set after the Museum scene

Spare a Cigarette? — Waltercard one shot, pre canon, the first time Walter encounters Alucard after Integra releases him from the basement

If He Wills It — Aluseras one shot, during the Rio trip, Seras realizes Alucard didn’t have to turn her into a vampire, and she’s angry about it

Waiting — Alutegra drabble, angst, Integra is dead and Alucard had no idea what to do with himself

Dream of Daylight — angst, drabble, horror, a Hellsing soldier was kind to Alucard, he doesn’t take it well

Grief’s Cold Hands — Alutegra drabble, angst, time skip, in the aftermath of the battle of London, and years after, Integra reminisces.

Mercy — drabble, during the Rio trip, Seras asks Alucard why he kills so… enthusiastically

Thirty Years of Silence — Alutegra, post time skip, angst, incomplete atm

Fate of Prometheus — one shot, torture, a potential look at Alucard's first few years of captivity. (this one’s very old…)

Fate Series

A Worthy Sacrifice — Saberiri drabble, angst, Saber gets to Irisviel at the theatre in time, but no matter what she’s destined to die

Laundry Day — Kotogil drabble, fluff, Gilgamesh steals Kirei’s cassock

Grishaverse

Unmaking The Heart of The World — Time loop AU, Nikolina, Darklina, Zoyalina, multi ship, grief, post R&R Alina marries Nikolai, but in another timeline, she’s only just been brought to the Little Palace following the discovery of her powers (ongoing)

Penance Without Penitence — Darklina, Nikolina, post R&R, the Darkling is resurrected without his power, so Alina takes him to Keramzin to make up for his wrongs (ongoing)

And I Said to the Star, “Consume Me” — Darklina, eventual Darknikolina, alt S&S ending, the Darkling offers Alina a bargain, if she marries him, he won’t kill all her friends (complete!)

Éminence Grise — Darklina, Nikolina, Fake Engagement AU where Alina is betrothed to Nikolai, despite her affair with the Darkling, who has also not showed his hand yet (ongoing)

A Reprieve From Thought — Darklina one shot, S&S era PWP set aboard the ship

A Reunion — Zoyalina one shot, modern AU, the gang are snowed in at the Christmas Party

The Picnic — Genyalina drabble, set during S&S if Genya was with them, fluff

In The Morning — Nikolina one shot, only one bed, fluff

Benefits of a Gilded Cage — Darknikolina drabble, Alina puts the third amplifier on the Darkling.

[a-slut-for-smut]

One Big Slutty Fuckoff List of Gloriously Smutty Alutegra fanfics :D

Greetings, fellow Alutegra sluts out there! I am but a humble whore for Alutegra for well over a decade, but finally decided it was high time to curate some of the finest, most exquisite smut of our OG girl boss/malewife ship. What spurred this on, you ask? Welp, I am guilty of sluttily luring in some of my moots aboard this ship and been promising to deliver this for AGES, so here we are years later (sorry i operate on grandma speeds!!!)

A couple things to know regarding this rec list (which may be particularly helpful for curious newcomers, horny vets feel free to scroll on down):

1.) As the title suggests, this is a smutravaganza so mostly is rated E, some M. Sorry folks, im sure there is a ton of amazing non-explicit fics but this is all i read! Also, given the very nature of the series (iirc it originally has hentai roots) it doesnt shy away from sexually kinky themes. Honestly name a kink and its probably not only been explored but likely grounded as far as canon goes. What do i mean by this? I'm only going to name a few but if any of the following get your juices flowin then Alutegra is the ship for you:

Dom/Sub BDSM (emphasis on consent)/Power play vibes- Integra is master, Alucard is her servant. As my boy Oscar Wilde said “Everything in the world is about sex — except sex. Sex is about power.” Honest to God, I don't know any ship that embodies this quote any better.

Bondage- Alucard is first discovered by Integra in a strait jacket/chains etc, and if memory serves me correctly makes several appearances throughout the series

Genderbending/fluidity- well im not sure this is the right term, but in canon Alucard can shapeshift/says he doesn't identify with a specific form/body (whether this applies to gender is up to interpretation i guess?). His "Girlycard" form is generally seen as his female form in the fandom.

Monster porn- Well, Alucard is a vampire and can shapeshift. Including a wolf/dog beast. Sky's the limit folks

Tentacle/cosmic horror porn- Alucard can conjure these shadowy tentacle thingys and a million extra eyes which serves as some sort of relevant symbolism that ive completely forgotten. Shit's hot tho (i got a cosmic horror kink shutup)

Non-penetrative sex & forbidden/taboo vibes- in canon, its established that only virgins can be turned into true vampires, everyone else turns into inhuman mindless ghouls. That said, the authors who write within the bounds of canon find very, VERY creative loopholes. Also the sheer level of pining (for penetration especially) might drive you insane no joke (proof: me). Mad respect to these authors- trust me this is sayin a lot coming from someone who actively prefers full-on penetration smut XD

2.) I am by no means a resource for canon- I watched both series YEARS ago, so my memory of the plot is shaky at best. What truly gripped me about this series is the Alutegra relationship, the true struggle in how to define their bond (or if it even can be, kudos to the fic authors that try). They are both utterly compelling characters in their own right within canon (truthfully I crush harder on Integra than Alucard) and i think the fandom absolutely recognizes that. Much of the gravitas of their bond is tied to canon, so most fics seem to understand/reflect this. No warm fuzzy coffee shop/high school AUs here folks, prepare yourselves for a truly smutty angst fest.

OK enough of that, to the smut! I'm really just commenting on the porn vs the plot so no summaries here. Oh and if any of you know the tumblr URLs of any of these authors lmk so i can tag them. Also im sure ive missed some gems, feel free to share and i'll look to add later

Welp, im going to hell and im taking you all with me- get sinning and enjoy the feast you horny hoes

One-shot porn

What It Wants and Where It Goes - by @crystallinee-waters

Femdom but goddamn its written in a way that made me ache. Alucard's sheer level of contrition, desperation for forgiveness goes beyond your standard simp energy. Top tier, i fucking LOVE how their relationship is depicted. and fun fact, i may have helped the author brainstorm some of the smuttier details <3<3

Mine - by @crystallinee-waters

Goddess at femdom and pining, but holy hell the way how explicit sexual content is approached is just *chefs kiss* I needn't remind you folks- consent is sexy as fuck and this authors fics are proof of that *sidenote - im keeping this list to smut but do yourself a favor and read ALL these authors fics, im a whore for her interpretation of their relationship

In This Darkness, I Have You by @goblins-riddles-or-frocks

What is the point of a vampire/human porn-rec list if you don't include menstrual cunnilingus smut? Also feels. Lots of feels.

Girls & Wolves by Calesvol

mmm hate-sex at its finest folks. Gotta fuck em into obedience yallwhatimsayin??

Homeostasis by Calesvol

A semi-sequel to Girls & Wolves. Very kinky smut but laced with hurt/comfort.

Kingdom of Heaven by Iggy_Lovechild

more hate-sex basically, yay. Also has a shit-ton of smutty one-shots, far too many to list- enjoy

A Queen's Throne by Anilucard

a smutty ode to Alucard's wicked, wicked tongue :D

With the Thorns Underneath by wllw

Holy femdom batman!

Loopholes by @and-i-write-sins

eyyy remember when i mentioned creative loopholes? LOL

you'd make a dead man come by valenstyne

LORD HAVE MERCY! i'll let the fic summary speak for itself: There’s more than one way to stake a vampire. Metaphorically speaking.

Pain by hypnonaut

lol this one just gets progressively kinky as it goes, but Alucard's adoration of Integra is both sweet & sexy

Tentacles of the Night by LaviniaLavender

eyyy remember when i mentioned tentacle porn? LOL

Simple Motions by @ironcladvalkyr

eyyy remember when i mentioned genderbending? but to expand on this this is probably one of the hottest things ive ever read and top tier aftercare/pillow talk

To be watched, in such silence by @ironcladvalkyr

short but smutty, the way Alucard goes on about how Integra turns him on is yums

darling, I wish you were red by @lunarcrystal

yay for cunnilingus and pining!

These fics from Cardinal_Daughter - you have to be logged in to see

Clingy - Timeline of their relationship via Integra POV.

Adore - post-canon angsty smut

Remembered - no smut but this was so achingly angsty i had to shout out

Multi chapter porn

And Though You Turn From Me - by @when-rivers-run-red

THE PINING, THE NOTICE ME SENPAI FEELS, THE TENTACLE PORN AUGHHHHHHHHH this one is a recent favorite folks, do not skip!!!

Eternal Sin by @therustycage

This post-canon multi-fic is one of my favs. Love the Alutegra interactions on how to tackle the obstacles presented in the finale, the pining, and the plot is definitely something to chew on. Slow-burn but tis a good burn

Embracing Sin by @therustycage

Sequel to Eternal Sin. Basically fluffy-porn and time travel. Delicious.

Satis by @lesmismignon

A heavy weight champ of Alutegra post-canon fics. Integra's POV on how she wrestles her feelings for Alucard- just INJECT that shit straight into my veins MMMM! Alucard's pining is top notch/the slow burn makes the smutty bits that much more exquisite. Honestly just read all her fics (one-shots) they're great

The Return by ButifulDeath

Post-canon porn with interesting plot, and fuckin hell dat smut is just *chefs kiss*

Samhain by ButifulDeath

fluffy porn one-shot sequel to The Return and it is hothothot

Like Real People Do by @my-mild-ginger

ahhh so i actually havent read this one yet as its a chonky 40 chapters (currently), seems much more fluff vs smut for those that prefer that balance

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Hawks: Thanks to Dabi and Toga, Kurogiri has taken up swearing. 

Hawks: Yesterday, he referred to Tomura as a “fucking crisis”. 

Hawks: He’s not wrong, but…you’d think he’d say it more nicely.

[whywouldiknow-that]

One of the funniest things about DfO theory is that AfO is very, very afraid of his wife ever finding out about his double life. As he should.

[arlcn]

[ FIC REC/FANART DUMP ]

okay lets do this (jazzes sore hands that went through 2 essay papers and six character arts today)

- Silent Shadow by @tunafishprincess: I did not realize that I craved dadgiri before I saw this fic and it’s absolutely amazing. 

- Anyone by @gentrychild : this is the best dfo fic I have ever read and it has all the best tropes?? Izuku starting a totally (il)legal organization and stealing ofa and him being oblivious to dfo. There is also bamf Izuku which is a plus.

- Pied Piper by @that-vigilante-piedpiper or @/blackholeca: this is THE quirkless vigilante Izuku fic, like, the best one in the tag I swear. It is an emotional rollercoaster and had me willing to die for the oc, Reo, who is characterized stunningly.

- now u see him/now u dont (series) by @i-just-want-to-destroy : This is seriously, criminically underrated. Like wtf this is the best case/mystery/suspence/comedy/drama fic you can find in bnha. Includes magician/7-11 cashier/quirkless vigilante/spy/cryptid Izuku and it is written very well.

- to die (and retry) also by @i-just-want-to-destroy: the most realistic immortal(?) Izuku fic. The psychological drama is on point and even if the angst is overflowing the comedy still keeps the fic from being too overbearing. 

- Severance by @qhu: afo! Izuku but everyone thinks he has an erasure quirk. The quirk science/theories are amazing! (Also I just realized how funky the severance izuku is because i used a stock image for the brain LMAO) but anyways. There is DFO and dadzawa and it is also criminally underrated. Plus Izuku using the capture scarf which is oen of my favorite izuku tropes :D

did i use the time that i couldve spent to revise for chinese finals doing this? yes do i regret it? no idts :}

Edit: I just realized why people are crying about being late and it’s because I didn’t tag them correctly. I am so sorry. :3

Edit 2: i was too late to hyperlink yesterday so here it is.

[gentrychild]

Do you think the dad for one theory has a shaky evidence? Asides from the doctor and physical appearance thing, what are the other firm theories to convince that it's true.

Hisashi was mentionned once in 330 chapters in a manga where we've met Jirou's parents. Add to that how AFO's face is always shadowed.

Seriously, Izuku was hospitalized so many times and no mention of his father.

AFO ignoring Izuku in Kamino despite having Search, X-Ray quirk and the kid hiding six meters away from him behind a flimsy wall.

AFO telling All Might that he loathes him because "You took something from me!"

The only moment in the anime when AFO is raising his voice is when he calls Izuku by his full name and he keeps giving All Might shit for being a bad teacher.

Izuku getting the quirks of the past OFA users, something that never happened before.

There are about three times where AFO calls Izuku by name. Always his full name. 1. While fighting All Might. 2. In the Vestige world. 3. At the end of the war arc, where ShigarAFO was evacuated by the noumus. Every time it happens, there is virtually no one around. (He was planning to kill All Might, the Vestiges can't snitch, and neither can the noumus)

Speaking of the end of the war arc, what AFO used to push back Izuku was a love tap compared to what he could have done. And since his hand was shown bleeding immediately after, it really looks like he held back and hurt himself doing so.

Machia smelling "two masters" when Shigaraki and Izuku are fighting during the war arc.

Izuku loving quirks and his mumbling is acknowledged in-universe as creepy. AFO is shown to mumble about quirks during Kamino.

Izuku is shown to be more fragile than his classmates. Bakugou was thrown through a wall, Todoroki took a building on the neck, and so on. One could argue that Izuku's bone breaking tendencies are because OFA got ridiculously buffed during All Might's time but again, during Kamino, AFO is shown shaking his hand as if he is in pain after using the air canon that sent All Might through three buildings.

Seriously, if AFO really wanted to end the OFA line, he could have kidnapped Izuku any time between the Sport Festival and the moment when he went to the dorms. He knew who Izuku was and it would have been so easy.

There are probably more things but I am tired.

[marunalu]

Afo mentioning “his blood relativeS“ in front of izuku and immediately stopping himself and then continues to talk about his brother.

Izuku and yoichi having the same eye colour with white pupils.

Afo and izuku being the only ones who get all excited about quirks.

Second and third not trusting izuku at first and yoichi reminding them, that they safed him DESPITE knowing he is afos brother.

Afos theme playing for izuku in his fight against overhaul in the anime.

The meanings of hisashis name are “long story/long life/a long time ago“, “eternal“, “history“, “purpose“, “will“, “determination“, “aspiration“, “ambition“ and “king.“ All of this fits afo perfectly!

[gojifan97]

Also the colors to AFO’s lightning are an inverted version of Izuku’s (red with a black core as opposed to green with a white core)

Yoichi’s voice is very similar to Izuku’s

AFO and Izuku’s model sheets for season 3 have the same pose

AFO claiming he’s been interested in Izuku and not AM since going to prison, even though by that point Izuku hadn’t done much to be worthy of such attention. (the only thing of note AFO could have known about was Izuku defeating Muscular, while AM nearly wiped out his entire criminal empire)

[marunalu]

Afos hand over tomura looks like that of a puppeteer and thats what tomura is for afo - a marionette. The hand under izuku looks as if he is about to touch izukus face in a loving way.

His “In prison I never stopped thinking about you!“

Afo being known for to go after the loved ones of the ofa users and still never made a move to target inko, despite her being an easy target.

[animehime94]

Horikoshi's comments about Deku's father: He will be revealed in the future but anything more is spoilers. Which means we already saw him in manga but didn't know he was Deku's father. If he was a new or upcoming character he would say "introduce" rather than "reveal".

Izuku's name means "emerging" "coming out" "being from (a certain) family" "being native of a particular place" "long time ago" and "old story". If we combine them we can assume Izuku comes from a certain family, he's native of mind dimension and is involved in an old story long time ago (AFO/OFA fight).

The doctor that diagnosed Izuku is AFO's right hand man. He is shady and untrustworthy. He probably lied to keep AFO's family safe from his enemies.

Danger sense doesn't work when AFO is involved, because malice is neccessary for this quirk to activate and he doesn't hate Izuku.

The doctor's grandson was one of Izuku's childhood bullies. So he became a Nomu and tried to kidnap Izuku right after Stain fight. (Orders can be given to Nomus with a special quirk, so AFO probably gave this order)

It's really odd how AFO killed Nana and forced All Might to hide in America but doesn't have the same level of malice towards Izuku. It feels like he avoids hurting him as much as he can.

[kackzsuki]

Twice: I don’t think we can mansplain manipulate malewife our way out of this one.

Dabi, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[kackzsuki]

Toga: can't believe im the first bisexual serial killer, love wins <3

[cc-0420]

modern star wars au except thrawn has to marry eli for a visa

[thevirtualdolphin]

Except it’s staged like one of the couples from 90days fiancee

[reythemandalor]

ghost crew + thranto headcanons

The pairing of Thrawn's tactical brilliance with Hera's compassion and integrity made for a lethal combination. When they would willingly work together. Very much a 'this is our get-along shirt' type of situation.

Sabine has designed many pairs of crazy sunglasses to hide Thrawn's eyes on undercover missions.

'I wonder how much I have to annoy him until he snaps'

'Ezra that is a terrible idea'

And it was. After two months of annoying/pranking Thrawn with no reaction, a badly timed whoopie cushion prank ended with Thrawn yelling at Ezra for two minutes in incomprehensible, vicious Cheunh before refusing to speak to him for a week. Hera made Ezra promise that he would stop bullying Thrawn for the sake of sparing the rest of the crew awkwardness. Ezra kept that promise (for the most part).

Eli was horrified to find out that Ezra hasn't had a single day of proper education. 'I lived on a planet with zero resources because of the Empire, when would I have learned trigonometry' Eli offered to teach him some stuff, and Ezra actually ended up enjoying it. Not that he liked to admit it.

The crew often mocks Thrawn and Eli's as private school wankers, as the majority of them missed decent schooling because they had their childhoods during wartime. (no one risked making fun of Sabine however lest they be punched)

'Guys, you just need to switch the HDMI cable'

'Oooo where did you learn that, the Royal Imperial Academy?'

Both Hera and Kanan believed that Thrawn's reserved demeanour meant that he would be a good influence and keep Sabine, Ezra, Zeb and Chopper out of trouble during missions.

*cut to an entire supply depot exploding in a brilliant array of artistically poignant colours*

[reythemandalor]

I listened to Jai Ho a lot when first reading the Thrawn books, and am now incapable of listening to Jai Ho without thinking about Thrawn.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Yet another very very dumb SWR fic idea

So post series, Thrawn and Ezra end up on Csilla, with Eli being there as well of course.

The situation isn’t fully explained so someone takes a look at this human with blue hair whose clearly going to be a problem and just assumes Ezra is Thrawn and Eli’s kid.

Just the misunderstandings and shenanigans

Bonus: Thrass started the rumor

[fangirlingpuggle]

ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS

Because they think he’s Thrawn’s kid him actually getting adopted into the family at least on Csilla, he’s added on all paperwork and the like as everyone’s like ‘well since you didn’t tell us you had a kid we’ve had to add him to the systems ourselves’

Literally no-one believing he’s no related to Thrawn and Eli.

Ezra doing something stupid and rebellions and the reaction being ‘yeah seems about right for Thrawn’s kid’ and Ezra just slowly turning and staring at Thrawn like WTF.

[yourlocalminstrel]

Thrawn: You're pretending to underestimate my abilities so you can gain the upper hand with the element of surprise.

Ezra: No, I'm genuinely underestimating you right now. You're overcompensating by overestimating me.

[dndjarins]

if i had a nickel for everytime i simped over a blue man with long black hair and red eyes i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[reythemandalor]

The fact that one of Thrawn’s best tactical manoeuvres is actually the brainchild of a fourteen year old girl is brilliant and exactly what I want from the new canon

[reythemandalor]

Thrawn: I sometimes get the feeling I use my high IQ for the wrong things.

Ezra, attacking him with space whales: You sometimes get that feeling?

[phoenixyfriend]

I've been seeing a decent amount of Boba/Vader stuff, and I just really want that projected back to the context of "Boba has a crush on his older brother's boss" like there's just this random teenager (at most! He might just be a teenybopper!) trying to get Anakin's attention, while Rex and Ahsoka and all the other clones are just like "oh god no."

Boba gets distracted from his revenge on Mace by a gay awakening centered around one of the absolute most unhinged Jedi alive.

Anakin doesn't notice.