minstrel

(she/her) /21/ mostly a star wars incorrect quotes blog + some other random fandom content mostly inactive but I like to post on here once in a while :)

[yourlocalminstrel]

Ezra: Haha Thrawn. Kinda like Thranduil.

Sabine: From Lord of the Rings?

Kanan: You watched Lord of the Rings??

Ezra: There's a movie?!?!

Kanan: You READ Lord of the Rings?!?!

[saltyduane]

Fit check for my Jedi era

[yourlocalminstrel]

#obsessed

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I dreamt about my crush and I didn't speak to her even in my own dream.

[elivanto]

#LET HIM REST

[ebonybow]

[mossadspydolphin]

[anstarwar]

Commander Thorn is on the case *cue 70s tv show music*

[caesarootham]

I gotta say. The idea of a detective tv show for the Corrie Guard keeps me up at night. 

One that's like B99, but has a Noir undertone. So you get serious monologues, that all get interrupted by something like Grizzer tackling to provide kisses. There are femme fatales (Quinlan Vos) but every time the romantic attraction ramps up it cuts to another Guard (often Thorn) who’s just staring at them with this look of utter disgust. Also, were as in B99 it’s the firefighters, for the Corries it’s the Senate Guard.  

[clonehub]

idk i dont think i can ever get behind fics where the Jedi and the clones are like 100% buddy buddy and the clones just let the Jedi in on everything they do. esp bc its never written the other way around, where the Jedi are showing the clones how to meditate or teaching them about the Force or lightsaber forms or anything

[yourlocalminstrel]

got so tired of the lack of content that I'm just doing it myself now 💀

[yourlocalminstrel]

Ahsoka: [takes a swig out of a flask] I think I understand alcoholism now

Anakin: WHAT?! Gimme that.

Anakin: This is grape juice, Ahsoka.

[yourlocalminstrel]

Obi-Wan: the temptation to go bald is so real sometimes

Mace: you're not gonna believe this new mission I have for you

[yourlocalminstrel]

(at an ancient Jedi temple)

Ahsoka: these gargoyles are fire. why did we ever stop using them in modern architecture

Obi-Wan: well, trends change and-

Ahsoka: the only gargoyles I see nowadays are politicians on holoboards

[yourlocalminstrel]

Hunter: Omega, I'm gonna need you to put that down for me.

Tech: Hunter, she's holding a screwdriver, not a proton torpedo.

Hunter: Exactly

[nibeul]

helm's deep

[id in alt]

[yourlocalminstrel]

Vader, mid breakdown: Will I get prosthetic toes at least

Palpatine: ??

Palpatine: No

Vader: *sobbing resumes*

[yourlocalminstrel]

Thrawn: Commander Vanto, have you heard of the video game "Among Us"?

Eli: *chokes on his own spit*

[yourlocalminstrel]

Thrawn: Commander, status report.

Eli: I'm going to tell you the version that makes me look good.

[astro-meh]

eli vanto's uncotrollable facial expressions appreciation post

his face is the single most relatable thing

[yourlocalminstrel]

Ezra: mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo muuuuuuuu

Sabine: SHUT UP