I MOVED

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[thewanderingcornmuffin]

Hey guys!! I'm making a new blog since this one is barely functional. I am now cactus-nub.

[zeeandem]

[iguanamouth]

[did-you-know]

Thousands of years ago, pigs were used to battle enemy elephants. War elephants were a popular weapon until ancient armies took advantage of the legend that they feared pigs’ squeals. The ‘war pigs’ were covered in pitch, lit on fire, and sent squealing towards their opponents, which reportedly stampeded away. It’s unclear whether they were running from the pigs or the fire, but they killed a lot of their own soldiers by trampling over them. Source Source 2

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[botanize]

[stunningpicture]

To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move.

[hanari502]

how the FUCK

[sexualdandelion]

@me on adderall

[studyskylar]

my earth-day spread full of plants :)

[dfferentiation-deactivated20251]

earth day is this saturday guys!!

[cutekittensarefun]

new kitties! dr.watson & henry (L-R)

[bysaestyl]

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET

[kurinrin]

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

[pebblebugs]

@chainerstorment

[roscoerackham]

DELETE THIS

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[dutchster]

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

[virgoassbitch]

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

[seulmates]

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

[gogomrbrown]

favorite sign

[doublehoeee7]

Aye that’s at my school

[catsofinstagram]

From @seth00796744: “Going Up” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2qQ06Mw ]

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up