I Was Everything Taught To Me

Nicole. She/Her. Giant woman. Walking abortion.

[anglaised]

eating disorder culture being normalized will not win in this house if nothing else i need other ppl to know they need to fight this as much as possible yall cannot let this shit happen to you please dont fall for it

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[crazy-brazilian]

[suchcrispwhimsy]

never been seen in the same room together

[getocakes]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[capacity2]

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

[thewanderinguterus]

I just saw a post on Threads talking about someone being "such a cute little boomer baby" and when I opened it I realized they were talking about Michael Jackson. The comments were variations of the same sentiment and different photos of last days Michael Jackson in different states of decay basically.

[rozieramati]

[probuccalfat]

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

[thewanderinguterus]

There's this content creator who makes videos about her autism diagnosis and they're all essentially about her being so quirky and tiny and so little just like a baby doesn't know how to do things please big adult man boyfriend help me and it genuinely makes me want to report her account because of how uncomfortable it makes me feel.

[brunetterightsactivist]

even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[crucifiedeye]

This was parked in front of the club

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues