Nancy's Mom joins "The Twitter"
Mom: Can you show me how to join the Twitter? Me: What do you want to know? Mom: How do you follow someone? Me: You find their profile and click "Follow." Mom: How do you find them? Me: You do a search for their name. Mom: How do you search? Me: The search bar! Mom: Where is it? Me: It's on the page when you log in. Did you log in yet? Mom: I didn't sign up yet. Me: Well, you have to sign up!
(Pause)
Mom (to herself): Name... username... Mom (to me): Why did they add a 4 to my name? Me: Because the username you wanted was taken. Mom: Oh. I don't like the number 4. It's unlucky. Me: So change it! Mom: Ok. Number 9.
(Pause)
Mom: So now what... Add a tweet? What do I have to add? Me: You don't have to if you don't want to. Mom: OK.
(Pause)
Mom (alarmed): Why does my name show on my profile? Me: That's your username. Mom: But I don't want it to show my whole name. Me: Why did you use your full name then? Mom: I didn't know it shows!
Me: (facepalm)















