Can’t stop thinking about the potential comedic gold of Kit reluctantly going to Boorman for advice on how to make a woman feel, you know, *cough* really good *cough*.
Because there is no way she’s asking her brother about such things, thank you very much. Which, Airk is absolutely insulted by, because he knows all about how to use the Tanthalos charm and, ahem, talents, to make a girl swoon, but Kit just jams her fingers in her ears and runs as far away as possible.
So instead she approaches Boorman, regretting every life choice she’s ever made that’s led to this point, and tries to subtly ask.
Boorman, being Boorman, pretends to not understand the line of inquiry at first, forcing Kit to get more specific, stuttering along the way, before he puts her out of her misery. He tells her the key to making a woman putty in your hands is to find that special spot on her neck that makes her swoon, because every woman has one. And after that, it’s all about learning to speak her body’s language. He imparts this nugget of wisdom with an eyebrow waggle.
Which...Kit does not find particularly helpful, because, what?
But Boorman just walks away whistling, and Kit can’t believe she ever thought this was a good idea.
Except later, when she’s locked in a makeout session with Jade and she inadvertently does find that spot on Jade’s neck that makes her knees go weak, Kit can’t believe it. She can’t help but breathe out a No way, he was right.
Jade blinks at her in confusion, and Kit quickly tells her to forget about it before seeking out that spot again. And if it turns out that by the end she also understands what he meant about learning to speak the language of Jade’s body, well, he doesn’t need to know.
But unfortunately for her, when he witnesses that particular far off look in Jade’s eye later he has the audacity to lean cockily against a tree and hold up his hand for a high-five from Kit.
Kit can’t give a big enough eye roll at that, and while part of her wants to give him a swift kick in the nether region, she ultimately relents and slaps his damn hand.
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