The Weirdologist

Makeup, videos, and all things weird.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[roselyn-the-lesbian]

E

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[theillogicalvulcan]

A good, wholesome post.

[ampervadasz]

[saccharinegreen]

Ugh, this is one of the best things ever

[transbrucewayne]

I dare you to look me in the eyes and tell me that he isn’t the perfect choice for Bruce Wayne:

Please read the Robert Pattinson GQ article, it’s the funniest thing I’ve read possibly ever

[nyallace]

Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon Ho

[sleepy-time-tea-bear]

[sweetvisage]

[rokenford]

God when is art nouveau going to make a comeback.

[trickster-archangel]

@selene-yoshi-chan

[topherchris]

attention marketing team please put this up in times square 

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[roselyn-the-lesbian]

E

[bob-belcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[moomin-energy]

Likes charge reblogs cast

[wendigo-in-the-woods]

Instructions for a walk in the woods

-Always bring a knife, never bring a gun. A hunting knife works best.

-If you go alone, you risk yourself. If you go with others, you risk them. Know your priorities 

-Never check your phone, date, or time. Never contact otherpeople.

-If you get a phone call from Unknown, answer it. They will lead you to places you must see. If its from someone you know, do not answer. That is not who you think it is.

-If you hear voices, dont respond to their questions. If they tell you to get out of the woods, dont. There is no way out but through.

-Never make eye contact with other beings, living or otherwise. They are not to be trusted.

-If you see animal tracks, follow. This may lead you to something interesting. If you see Human tracks, do not follow. This person did not make it out.

-If you hear a low voice asking for help, run.

-If you see a street light with no street, do not let the light from it touch you. 

-If you find bones, dont take them. Otherwise They will follow

[sixpenceee]

This Palo Santo Wood when burned creates a “mini sunset” effect      

Source                   

[fraktalmrs]

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[star-anise]

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[siphylis]

[psyduckscience]

I hope you all die

[unclefather]

[scratchhy]