It aint easy being geezy

Hello outside world, we are prepared to blow your minds. Stay tuned for some of the most bazaar chain of events to ever capture your attention. That's a load of hoo-har , we are here to fuck shit up, like Japanese tourists at lakeside.

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George bush was a lovely.grapefruit sooo tasty.

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Bob is lord if ol devil egg, don't decieve him or he'll nut ya!

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Everytime i see a gypsie they stick their toe out inside some raspberries

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I'm so wasted that I'm licking the TV screen everytime I see a meerkat

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Nazis are thinking about a comeback, let's prepare, I have my chainsaw a shark and two sausage dogs

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I'm so normal when I'm not tea bagging Velma from scooby doo

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Don't touch my food or I will staple your face to the holy bible and make you eat pig sperm smothered I'm leg sweat

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The slag has fish fingers and she's only fingered an onion ring

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Shag my leg and call me tony

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I don't wipe I mean to hell with it I mean it's not like chocolate moose is a turn off right

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I wanna bite someones leg

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jerry and tom have been getting very hairy lately sainsbury's is not a happy bunny.

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I here for the bridesmaids, beer and for the cake, the wedding is totally not my scene

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I'm not a devil child ha ha ha

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Barbie is not a real person but ken now that fella works at British gas

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Harry potter is back for more pottery classes

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Teenage fish, freemade gish