Teresa With No H

Why try new things when I can try nothing

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[thewesternerr]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

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[hypergraphian]

tfw you find a pen somewhere and it becomes The Pen™

[austabeclair-deactivated2017063]

[thekwikemart]

[gufiaoo]

When my mom throws a family party

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I'm ready to stop realizing things

[techtvhottie]

[squidyword]

At the grocery store

me: oo can we get this cereal

mom: are you gonna eat it

me: no i thought it would look nice as decoration in our home mom :)

[meghn]

don’t look at me in that tone of voice

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo

[thewesternerr]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[foggysuggestion]

me??? upset???? yes constantly

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*

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