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Ordering from Victoria's Secret:
Spend 3 hours picking out everything you want. Total it up and realize you can't combine any of the coupon codes you have...shut the browser down and watch Netflix.
Fiber bar gas
Is real and is the cause of many lost chances of oral. Please join my fight.
How baby's feel when..
...imagine you're a baby and that lady you see the most often comes and starts jerking you around and jamming your arms and legs into clothes and you just have to lay there and take it when you feel like barfing and you're burning up but she thinks you're cold and tries to shove food in your face when really if she'd just chill the fuck out and let you stare at that awesome duck mobile above you, you'd totally just zone out and be cool.
Nail polish drying times:
1st coat-about 2 minutes 2nd coat- 2 months. But you know, go ahead and slap that top coat on because that always works out so well for you and never totally fucks them up.
Niall died last week and no one even noticed
But then I think, Fuck that. I am not laying in that freshman year bed anymore ever again. I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story — I will. I will speak and share and fuck and love and I will never apologize to the frightened millions who resent that they never had it in them to do it. I stand here and I am amazing, for you. Not because of you. I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.
Amy Schumer’s Ms Gala Speech (via aprilmayparker)
Do paramedics always come in twos?
You know...because they're a pair...
Truth.
Fyeahjeleanor recently reached 1K followers so, to thank you all, I decided to make a Jeleanor Masterpost. Hope you like it!
Fanfics/Drabbles:
Lay me down
Stay with me
Jealous!Eleanor
Late night Thoughts with Princess Eleanor (Part 2)
Pos 1x04
Drunk!Jasper
Drunk!Eleanor
Jealous!Eleanor 2
You will never be friends
You don’t know me
Drunk!Eleanor 2
Exes trying to make each other jealous AU
What do I have to do to get over you?
Animals
Royal!Jasper
One more night (smut)
Sick!Jasper
You two are in love, it’s fucking obvious (aka where Ophelia says everything)
Come around
Jaundiced Eyes
Almost
First it wasn’t easy, but seconds coming back
After 1x06
You can love someone and hate them at the same time
Don’t ask me to say that I don’t love you
A mistake repeated more than once is a decision
Jasper actually does his damn job
Wrong feels so right (smut)
Please, don’t leave
I love you
Are you jealous?
Jasper gets a bodyguard
Eleanor and Jasper name their son Robert
Shut up and dance
Clandestine service (Part 2, 3, 4)
Prince Rufus is back
Rock bottom
Last vice
Let me go
More than just a bodyguard
The house always wins (alson on tumblr)
Slow
Let’s go on a trip (Part 2)
Trust me this time, Princess (Part 2, 3, 4) ((smut))
Eleanor is pregnant and doesn’t tell Jasper
Princess Dilemma
You and Me
Complicated
Soft
Should Have, Could Have, Would Have
My last night, our last night (part 2)
Storm Secrets
Telling Her
Eleanor’s new normal
What We Do
Hot Water (also on tumblr)
Singing (and a page with all the fanfics writen by the100-captainswan)
Jeleanor fanfics masterlist (it’s always updated, thanks to jaspenor)
Videos:
Apologize
Hypnotic (2)
Crazy in Love (2)
Stay With Me
Falling for You
Animals
You look like my next mistake
I’ll be Good
Gods and Monsters (2)
Desire or Love
I don’t belong to you
Chains (my favorite) (2)
Turning Tables
Close Enough
This is Dangerous
Nothern Lights
Vacant Space
Bloodspot (2) (3)
Eanerd It
Give u what u like
Darling Are You Gonna Live Me
You Bring Me Back to Life
Waiting Game (2)
Get Off With You
You’re Toxic
Love Me Harder
Burn
Fire
Touch Me
I wanted to see you
Shot Me Down
Kiss the Devil
Without You
High
Human
Hauting You
Under Control
Fresh Poison Every Week
This is What it Feels Like
I Wanna be Yours
Haunted
Begging for Thread
Can’t Take my Eyes Off You
I’ll not Back Down
Unstead
Eleanor + Jasper
Light in the Dark
Bedroom Hymns
Burning Desire
You look sexier in black
Do I Wanna Know?
Why Can’t I Keep You?
Just Tonight
Insane
Sometimes You Just Gotta Jump In
Love is a Silly Word
Closer than You’ve Been
Lie, lie better next time
Dark Paradise
A Little Taste (2)
Until it Hurts (2)
A Little Death
The Stupid, the Proud
You Send Me
You like me
Take Your Time
You’re High Enough for Me
Bad Things
Take Me to Church
Power and Control
like a heartbeat drives you made
Let’s cause a Little trouble
Stop the World
I own you
You’re Mine
Get away with murder
Habits of my heart
It doesn’t make us weak
Love Me Like You Do
Jasper + Eleanor
You’re Safe
Landfill (2)
In My Veins
It was a relationship
Blue Jeans
Certain Things
Heaven or hell
I own you
Iris
Apocalyptic
Armor
Lost You
Playlists:
Take advantage of me
I’m lying about something
The Princess and the guard
Habits of my heart
I want you so much
You like me
Would You Bleed for me?
Prompts:
jeleanorprompts
otp–prompts.tumblr
Blogs:
jaspenor
heleanorxhenstridge
eleanortheprincess
theroyaalss
theroyals-daily
theroyalsfuckyeah
sophprestons
fyeahtheroyals
queenhelenas
royallyloyal
theblondebibliophage
xjeleanorx
feistybellarke
mainlyjeleanor
jeleanordaily
catalisman
herhighnesseleanor
hrh-eleanor
killedbyakiss
the100-captainswan
jeleanorprompts
thejaspenorplaylist
theeroyals
jasper-eleanor
bellarkebond
frostjasper
An idea:
tag your jeleanor edits/gifs with #jeleanoredit; #jaspenoredit; #theroyalsedit
tag your jeleanor fanfics with #jeleanorfanfic; #jaspenorfanfic
tag your Eleanor edits/gifs with #princesseleanoredit; #theroyalsedit
tag your Jasper edits/gifs with #jasperfrostedit; #theroyalsedit
tag your Alexandra Park edits/gifs with #aparkedit; #theroyalscastedit
tag your Tom Austen edits/gifs with #taustenedit; #theroyalscastedit
tag you Alex and Tom edits with #tomxalexedit; #theroyalscastedit
Katie
Is my favorite TMZer.
Jaspenor/Jeleanor Fic Masterlist
Work in progress, fics will be continually added but let me know if it’s missing any and I’ll add it to the list!
BAMONVAMPPANCAKES
First it Wasn’t Easy, But Seconds Coming Back
CATALISMAN
Almost
Clandestine Services Part 1, 2, 3
Jaundiced Eyes (NSFW)
HRH-ELEANOR
The House Always Wins Ch. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
JASPENOR
Soft
“I know you love me, don’t even try to lie this time” (Quote | Prompt)
Jealous Eleanor/Angry Kiss (Prompt)
Eleanor is Pregnant (Prompt)
Complicated (Drabble)
Jasper gets a bodyguard (Drabble)
LOVEXWITHOUTXBOUNDARIES-ME
Come Around
MAINLYJELEANOR
Are You Jealous? (Prompt)
I Love You (Prompt)
“I’m Pregnant” (Prompt)
Please, Don’t Leave (Prompt)
They name their son Robert (Prompt)
Jasper adopts Prince Rufus (Prompt)
ROYALLYLOYAL
Animals by Maroon Five (Songfic)
Drunk Jasper (Prompt)
Drunk Eleanor (Prompt)
Jealous Eleanor (Prompt)
Jasper Returns (Prompt | AU)
Late Night Thoughts With Princess Eleanor Part 1, 2
“You’re Not Friends.” (Quote | Prompt)
We Both Know You Don’t (Prompt | AU)
Ramshackle (Prompt | AU)
Jealous Exes (AU)
1x04 “Jasper, Come in here and take advantage of me.” (NSFW/Songfic)
1x05 Tunnel scene (NSFW | Songfic)
SOPHPRESTONS
Slow (Multi-chaptered | NSFW)
THEBLONDEBIBLIOPHAGE
Sick/Injured Jasper (Prompt)
You two are in love it’s fucking obvious (Prompt)
Jasper breaks things off with Eleanor (Prompt)
“You can love someone and hate them..” (Quote | Prompt)
Based on episode 1x06 (Prompt)
“It was a mistake” (Quote | Prompt)
Don’t ask me to say that I don’t love you (Prompt)
Jasper Protects Eleanor (Prompt)
THEEROYALS
Princess Dilemma
Wrong Feels so Right (NSFW)
You and Me
THE100-CAPTAINSWAN
Let’s Go on a Trip Part 1
Shut Up and Dance (Songfic)
TRIPPSYKES
“You’ll never be friends” (Quote | Prompt)
Post 1x04 fic (Prompt)
Drunk Eleanor (Prompt)
“You Don’t Know Me” (Song Prompt)
“Stay With Me” (Songfic)
Lay Me Down
Stay With Me
"It's nothing personal, Capt. Lacey. Please tell Henry the same." - Lucius. I'm so confused what does this mean? Who is Henry? x
Henry was Captain Lacey’s brother (I think) who died at war. I think what Lucius was doing was warning Captain Lacey that he was about to kill him by implying he would be seeing Henry again in the after life.
Henry was the fictional guy the queen said she had the affair with that fathered the twins and died at war. Lucius was implying that Lacey would be "meeting him". You know. Wink wink. Dead.
do u have a sexuality or...?
a sexuality?? in THIS economy???
Dolores Umbridge and King Cyrus
Would make a great couple.