[sircolinmorgan]

we don’t know what to do with ourselves

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[paxamericana]

happy good friday

[ily-a]

Tick, Tick… Boom! 2021 | dir. Lin-Manuel Miranda

[anxietyproblem]

Yes. Just Yes.

[cosed]

still the funniest fucking graph on earth

[bard-irl]

Nowhere near as funny as game of thrones episode ratings played on a piano

[tranarchist]

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

[musiclovingmoth]

we have not changed.

[horrorlesbians]

jellycat plushes that mean the world to me

[urparty]

being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

[danandphilnews]

[neenarchive]

they should have adapted daphne du maurier's rebecca with the muppets

[neenarchive]

[gigglesister]

happy suck her off saturday. theres no other events today

[patterns-pets]

Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[enchantment1385]

I’ve been waiting a whole damn year to post these…. :D

[glumshoe]

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

[causual-unknown-hideout]

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

[glumshoe]

I don’t need to imagine

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny