The Witch King

[depsidase]

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[sxpxrmxrgxr]

[theehorsepusssy]

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[wizardarchetypes]

when i was a little kid (age 8 and on) i had 3 veryyy intense special interests i constantly infodumped about to anyone who gave me the time of day. these were:

The Bubonic Plague

Vampire Folklore

Tree frogs.

So as you can imagine my mom spent many years prepping me for social outings by doing a call-and-response litany with me that went "let's focus on tree frogs tonight. let's tell people about tree frogs."

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[thewitchking]

@mcelroyfamilystaff

Travis' Yellowstone Book Report Season 2 drops tomorrow 🙏🏻

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[acidgirl]

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

[acidgirl]

austin powers about cognitive behavioral therapy: oh behave

[the-alpine-glow]

[lotrreactionmemes]

Got the chart from @bnhaalignmentcharts.

[transmutationisms]

ok yes the misplaced nostalgic yearning for a mythical past is clearly a reactionary position, but simply flipping the valences and replying that Everything Back Then Was Worse Actually is just as superficial an engagement with history

[transmutationisms]

the presumption of progress over time misleads with respect to the vast amount of variation in the historical record & it also serves to present whatever is the current arrangement as the apotheosis of human advancement... these are not value-neutral claims