The Witch King

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[thewitchking]

@mcelroyfamilystaff

Travis' Yellowstone Book Report Season 2 drops tomorrow 🙏🏻

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[acidgirl]

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

[acidgirl]

austin powers about cognitive behavioral therapy: oh behave

[the-alpine-glow]

[lotrreactionmemes]

Got the chart from @bnhaalignmentcharts.

[transmutationisms]

ok yes the misplaced nostalgic yearning for a mythical past is clearly a reactionary position, but simply flipping the valences and replying that Everything Back Then Was Worse Actually is just as superficial an engagement with history

[transmutationisms]

the presumption of progress over time misleads with respect to the vast amount of variation in the historical record & it also serves to present whatever is the current arrangement as the apotheosis of human advancement... these are not value-neutral claims

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

[groceryshoppingwithaghost]

[mirdini]

[sroloc--elbisivni]

a fun fact i can post now: the glasgow subway ticket machines have had a little sticker added to them that says they don't accept the new king charles bank notes and if you have those you have to go to the counter to use them. i assume the keyword here is new and this is because the image-recognition of the cash machine can't for whatever reason be quickly updated to accept novel currency as legitimate. but frankly it's more fun to imagine the machines have refused to accept the transfer of power and are just straight up committing treason on purpose.

[bestiarum]

everyone’s talking about how unhinged fans are nowadays about their blorbos. well let me tell you that when the polish writer henryk sienkiewicz first published his novel ‘with fire and sword’ in parts between 1883 and 1884, and killed off the beloved character longinus podbipięta, people nationwide were so upset they’d go to church and ask for requiem masses to be held in his memory. match THAT freak

[bestiarum]

yes i know about the arthur conan doyle sherlock frenzy this isn’t about that at all stop english cultural imperialism #slavicpride

[lensinski]

doomed to live in the age of hair transplants, knowing what we lost (male leads with thinning hair)

[smokedrac2004]

[peachdoxie]

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

[handweavers]

first assigned reading in my textile history class is about orientalism and the political appropriation of the paisley print and kashmir shawl by the british written by a south asian researcher

[handweavers]

"in this essay i would like to offer a way of reading pattern and textile history as political and ideological" sickos yes ha ha ha yes . jpeg

[handweavers]

dropbox link to the PDF of the reading i just uploaded bc it's institution paywalled otherwise <3 let me know if you have any issues downloading it

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[plasmalogical]

you may not

[sephirthoughts]