it me :)

She/Her - am trans 🏳️‍⚧️ - feel free to message or ask ~link to my bluesky~

[the-alpine-glow]

if any of y’all are here, eat shit

[hyprbeam]

heyyyy niki hyprbeam, I’m an anon who sent you thirst messages a couple times and I just wanted to apologize for being weird in your inbox. You just have a certain confidence and aura coming off your words that makes my heart beat a little faster but that’s not really an excuse for anything anyways this is going on so byeeee

no noooo anon pspspsps come closer come onnn. its not that serious. dont u wanna flirt with the hot weird tranny online. i dont even remember anything like that bad cmonn

[shygalzzy]

evil demon blade that instead of hungering for blood or anything is obssessed with cute things so it just estrogenizes the wielder

[falling-components]

be a proud pervert and just send the dm otherwise nothing happens forever

[falling-components]

yes this is a sign meant for You specifically, dear reader

[118sexen]

[lost-my-soup]

Reblog to cherish the nerd you rebloged it from

[e-102]

holy shit this 2 parter with foreman dying has got me STRESSED AS FUCK

[e-102]

this is like the first time house md has been good

[parkchanwoohoo]

Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound

[parkchanwoohoo]

"I swore I'd die for you but now you're dead and I have no conception of what it's like to live outside of my devotion to you but now I've no choice but to learn" is already so delicious. But giving that character "Fumbled a BBW and now has to raise her kid" is so much better. There's umami in this

[virtualgirladvance]

Lines that would work too well in me

[forwhomtheblindbellstoll]

[ID] a tweet by MK-UWUTRA @mk_uwutra saying "hey girl are you a classic video game? because I wanna corrupt you beyond recognition in front of a live audience" [/ID]

[airplaner]

harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[ramatetsu]

This post from @foone made me think of this immediately so i hunted down the original mushroom post in tumblr’s awful search to connect them

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[miraclemaya]

my constant question, regarding the elderscrolls, has always been... why aren't goblins people? they clearly have their own language and society, why aren't they people?

why do they have white souls, when they're clearly intelligent and sentient beings? actually a lot of 'monsters' that seem to be people have white souls...

why are dremora the only dedra with black souls in oblivion...?

it's just weird

bethadesa's strict adhereance to fantasy racism mostly.

[tropicalscream]

good news! i may have found a place

bad news! i need to somehow get $2100 to move in snd i don't have much time

[tropicalscream]

hey please i need help I don't wanna be homeless

vennmo: redloop

cashappp: TropScream

papal: tropscream

[majorasfemme]

lesbianism as shown by @sweatermuppet

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours