The Witch Of The Lake

My name is Bella and I'm a healer. Divination, Spell work, Witchcraft.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

That time I taught a fire elemental pronouns

Not the DM but a player. I was playing a half-elf in a homebrew campaign once where we had infiltrated a fire elemental’s cult and we were trying to battle it. In a fit of panic, my character, Gayle, shouted out something that confused the heck out of our DM.

Me (as Gayle):What are your pronouns?

DM: What?

Me (OOC): I want to be respectful.

DM (sighing): Roll for communication.

*Gayle proceeds to take a few seconds to explain the idea of pronouns to the fire elemental*

DM: The elemental’s pronouns are they/them.

[tessasclockworkangel]

Oh to be in a fantasy novel being told by my love interest that I’m the only home they’ve ever had.

[silvaris]

The Magic Kingdom by @mindz.eye

[himacchi]

cheer up, little witch ✧

[thenordroom]

Farmhouse in Sweden | styling by Rydman & photos by Östling | more here

THENORDROOM.COM - INSTAGRAM - PINTEREST - FACEBOOK

[axur]

Christopher McKenney

[imperatorkhaleesi]

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

[vulavola-deactivated20190711]

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Straight Up Murder Hamlet

[callmebliss]

Ophelia Aggressively Introducing Hamlet To Her River

[spiritualseeker777]

[philosophybits]

“I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.”

— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

[heatherwitch]

Demeter/Ceres

Small devotional acts.

Support your local farms

Spend more time in meadows

Make a smoothie

Work more closely with the phases of the moon

Drive with the windows down

Drink green tea with honey

Bake some bread

Buy more (organic if possible) fruit!

Go swimming in a river

Wear loose/flowing clothes

Attend small music performances

Preserve food (canning, dehydrating, etc.)

Plant flowers with butterflies and bees in mind

Bake something for a friend

Go barefoot

PICNICS!

Wear wood jewelry

Expand (or start) your vegetable garden

Go to an orchard

Eat whole-grain foods

Help the worms that get trapped on the sidewalk

Keep dried flowers around

Go to a farmer’s market

Drink coffee with spices

Use homegrown herbs in your cooking

Wear colors that remind you of fruits

Burn a lantern (to guide you in whatever you need)

Visit a “U-Pick” farm for berries and flowers

Go to a local restaurant with friends

Take a gardening class

Scatter wildflower seeds in places that need it

PRACTICE LOVING YOURSELF

Many, many, many other things not said here

[inkflowergarden]

Starting a new chapter in life.

[pagewoman]

Botanical illustrations 

by  Beatrix Potter 

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[katsdom]

OK - a very tangential takeoff: Engineering prof assigns students this question: Explain how to determine the height of a very tall building using a barometer.

Obviously meant to use change in barometric pressure with altitude. But one student submitted the following:

There are several ways of doing this

1. On a sunny day, stand the barometer up in the sun, measure the length of its shadow relative to its height, then measure the length of the building’s shadow and calculate its height from that.

2. Go into the stairwell and climb the stairs to the top, marking off the length of the barometer on the wall, giving you the height of the building in “barometer units”.

3. Go onto the roof of the building and drop the barometer off the top and time how long it takes to hit the ground, then calculate the height using the well known formula of 32 ft./sec./sec.

4. Go into the office of the building superintendent and say “If you tell me how tall this building is, I will give you this nice barometer”.

[vinceaddams]

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

[defectivegembrain]

the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income

[garynumanspleasureprinciple]

hhhhhh please tell me is a common experience

[loveletter2you]

Lara Hacker

[petriquartz-spiritual]

Three Ingredient Money Spell

🌙 What you’ll need:

Green candle (you can substitute with white)

Cinnamon

Oil

⭐️ How to perform this spell:

Set your intention and speak the amount of money you are trying to manifest aloud.

Into your candle, carve any runes or symbols associated with your intention. This could be anything from Fehu to a dollar sign.

Anoint your candle with oil and roll it in cinnamon. If you’re using a candle in a jar, just sprinkle some oil and cinnamon on top.

Close your eyes and picture your intention coming to fruition as if it has ALREADY happened. With every fiber of your being, you must BELIEVE that this will be your true outcome.

Light your candle and chant the following incantation;

“Money, money, come to me

In abundance 3 x 3

May I be enriched in the best of ways

Harming none on its way

This I accept, so mote it be

Bring me money 3 x 3.”

[orphic-mysteries]

My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

[orphic-mysteries]

I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting

[orphic-mysteries]

Apollo speak to me

[witch-without-gender]

Brb need to get bay leaves