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Not today Justin
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@witch-without-gender
Oh my god btw I need everyone to know that Iām actually insane about Ace Attorney btw like Iām unhinged Iām
I canāt have a normal conversation anymore without
Like bro fucking
How do I fucking exist normally anymore
Also I bought
I bought an attorneyās badge replica
idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
placebos georg is fucking with the control group again
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Post from The Hungover Pundit, @ hungover_the, reading
"A friend once shared what she called the Parable of the Choir: A choir can sing a beautiful note impossibly long because singers can individually drop out to breathe as necessary and the note goes on.
Social justice activism should be like that, she said.
That's stuck with me."
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at this point we should just babygirlify the joker
the first tag. the very first tag. tumblr you never fail to disappoint
Didnāt they already do that to him tho
I STARTED T TODAY
(and almost passed out)
RAHHHHHH FOOTBALLLLLL ROOT BEEEEEER RAHHHHHHHH
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city overĀ
I live in āItalyā and took a day trip to go to āAustriaā and āGermanyā
Ā #it is literally impossible to leave texasĀ #you will be in texasĀ #FOREVER
Chums, thatās sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.Ā
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you arenāt a city over, youāre just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us Iām just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland Iām 10 minutes into the sea.
I canāt drive.Ā
truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"
let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd
The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read
Literary analysis isnāt about the book
Itās not even about being right
Itās about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury
It doesnāt matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didnāt, youāve won
And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyoneās ever gonna tell you
If the average tweenager knew that good media analysis meant you could force your English teacher to admit that fuckin- (rolls dice) Whatās Eating Gilber Grape is a metaphor for (rolls dice again) Why the crack cocaine epidemic is good actually- we would have far better literacy and critical thinking skills as a nation. And I stand by that
You could develop the magical psychic and illusory power to force the middle aged bitchfuck who makes you raise your hand and beg for permission to take a shit accept the premise that Cocomelon is a subversive and scathing artistic commentary on the pitfalls of modern democracy. Chat GPT essay engines are stealing this from you
at least im a faggot
always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????
two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore
Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but
1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post
2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century
3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.
thats because i lied about this
Wow Iām alive uhhhhhh
I have a boyfriend and Iām living with him and he is wonderful
Iām a leader for a local chapter of an activist group
Uhhhhh
Iām hopefully starting T soon and working on a legal name change
I think thatās it for life updates?
Sorry Iām dumb but on your blog is says DNI to AFA. Whatās AFA exactly? I typed it into google and got a billion results
AFA is ĆsatrĆŗ Folk Assembly. Theyāre basically just norse pagan white supremacists. If you wanna read more about their specific brand of bullshittery, hereās a link for ya:
Originally established as the Viking Brotherhood in 1969, the Asatru Folk Assembly (AFA) has weathered several iterations and is today the l
How was the Swamp?
Delightful. I have accumulated many friends (and a boyfriend)
I begin to crawl out of The Swamp on my hands and knees, covered in muck and scum. I stand up slowly, my bones creaking and joints popping as if my skeleton is shuddering in its meat prison. I slowly raise my hand to my head, my decay covered fingers slowly curl into a peace sign. One of my eyes closes and my mouth curls up in a crooked smile.
HEY BITCHES IM BACK
I know a lot of us Hellenist have problems being open with our religion, especially in the west. But even if I keep my practices to myself, I find it sweet in a way how I can connect to my friends with it, even if they donāt know.
Ive been pretty sick for a few days now, and my Christian friend told me she prayed for me to get better soon. She doesnāt know Iām a Hellenist, and I donāt plan on telling her, but when sheās sick Iāll pray for her too.
Even if itās not the same, I feel connected to her in a way since weāre both so devoted to our own gods. I think thatās beautiful. :)
Praying for someone is a beautiful gesture. When my grandma got breast cancer, I was devastated because cancer made her a widow. A Christian I was friends with at the time said heād pray for her when I told him. It was an incredibly difficult time since Iād also transferred schools that year and my mom was going through a second divorce. His prayers made a world of difference to me. He knew Iām a pagan and he still offered me the compassion I and my grandma so badly needed.
My grandma had brain surgery recently and I had to work while she was on the table. My favorite customer came in and we got to chatting a little. Heās a pastor and doesnāt know Iām pagan but he offered to pray for my grandma right there with me. It was really sweet of him and it brought me a lot of comfort that I needed in that moment :)
Cue up Fruitcakes by Jimmy Buffett boys were going to have gay sex on the grand line and find the One Piece
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As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you donāt have to stay alive for yourself. People will say itās a bad idea to live for external things because theyāre temporary, and itās true living for yourself is ideal but if youāre not to that point yet thatās ok too.Ā
Iāve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.
This is something everyone should see. Thank you for sharing this.
Transformers kept me alive. When the 2007 movie was announced I was going through an incredibly hard time emotionally. I saw the preview and every time I thought about killing myself I thought, ābut then I wonāt get to see this thing Iāve always wanted to see, good or not.ā And it got me through.
Iām in a place where I live for myself now, but donāt toss away a life preserver just because other people think you should be able to swim on your own.
One Piece is what kept me alive for over half a year. Every time I thought about going through with it, Iād remember that I want to see how One Piece ends. Iām able to live for myself now but even still, if Iām having a rough time, I usually pull up a One Piece episode. Iāve had a lot of people poke fun at me for One Piece being one of my reasons to live, but thereās absolutely no shame and thereās nothing wrong with media being used as a reason to live.
