you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
...stop saying vondom in the tags
Don't forget to take countraception
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Jules of Nature

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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle

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shark vs the universe

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…
your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all
you, holding these:
...stop saying vondom in the tags
Don't forget to take countraception
Some hand practice~
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is
the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits
company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration
the law: You must pay them this and no less.
company: I shall pay them that and no more.
The law: you have to pay your employees
Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns
The law: you gotta increase wages
Company: we’ll cut hours
the law: you have to give raises
company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents
the law: employees have rights
company: around here we call them “independent contractors”
I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.
Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE
Your reminder that the queen is not a sweet old lady who represents an oppressive institution. She’s also personally a bitch.
Harry Styles and Chris Pine at the 2022 Venice International Film Festival
*reads news about queen*
*opens tumblr*
If the joker was good
I love when ppl dunk on the "no pronouns" crowd but also it's pretty worrying how thoroughly the anti-trans movement has managed to redefine "pronouns" from "a short word you use to replace a noun in a sentence" to "some wacky made-up woke words that crazy lefties use" in so many people's minds.
new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die
hey friendos, just a shot in the dark here but I was wondering if any of my old mutuals or friends on here are still around? it’s been ages since I posted lol, but I’ve sort of moved to Twitter now so if ur on there give me a shout!
Moodboard for an Asexual Slytherin (as requested by anon)
Wonder Woman ‘84 Retro Poster
In response to some sort of racist tweet - just again, a fan not happy that the Valkyrie in our film doesn’t look like the Valkyrie - somebody responded “Well, Valkyrie in the comics is a big ol’ lesbian, so I don’t think she would care what you think.” I thought it was a very funny tweet, but I corrected that person because she’s actually bi in the comics…I think she’s like Loki - she’s gender fluid and bisexual. I think that’s something really beautiful about her.
In Case You Haven’t Seen This Beauty
VALKYRIE vs HELA
(prints debuting at syd supanova 2018!)
Can someone just…
Take my computer away from me?