TheWizard

i have opinions

[assdisaster4-deactivated2014041]

[thewizard1544]

Yeah Hank

[thewizard1544]

“found family” this and “found family” that

my sibling what if you “found” a job application

[thewizard1544]

“Knicks in 5” is gonna be my new email sign off

[thewizard1544]

“Knicks in 5” is gonna be my new email sign off

[thewizard1544]

kia telluride? yeah i can tell u ride a bitch car

[thewizard1544]

why isn’t there a letterboxd for theatre

[airinyourtires]

slendochrinologist. collect my hormones

[byjove]

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

[qqchurch]

[thewizard1544]

dare I say it. TommyInnit exile arc

[what-even-is-thiss]

My brain for whatever reason just very easily bends around weird concepts. idk if it’s from reading surrealism so much or the adhd or being stuck on tumblr for too long or whatever but so often someone will be like “wow that is so weird how do they come up with that” and it’s just like pretty standard absurdist humor or something and I’m like idk they were probably just staring at a wall and wondered what would happen if you nailed a tomato to it don’t we all do that

[thewizard1544]

i just saw someone online unironically call anakin skywalker a glup shitto. i hate this timeline. someone kill me.

[myfairkatiecat]

um. as in. the main character. of the main saga. who has been included at least by mention, nearly always by cameo, and often by plot importance in nearly every movie, show and novel in the Star Wars universe. they said what

[izamon]

HOWWWWW

Did they like, watch just Mandalorian or Book of Boba Fett or smth? With zero context and also skipping several key episodes? Genuinely can't work out how you reach that conclusion

Unless they're not even a star wars viewer in which case why the fuck are you calling anyone a glup shitto

[thewizard1544]

the guy’s reasoning is that he keeps making cameos recently. Vader showed up in Maul Shadow Lord, and Anakin showed up in Ahsoka and Kenobi and will be in Zero Company. Since he’s been making cameos that people are excited about, he’s therefore a Glup Shitto in this guy’s mind. The main character himself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[izamon]

Do they even know what a Glup Shitto is?!?!? Glup Shitto is barely even a real character (I think there is someone called that but wookiepedia lists the Last Jedi as the source so he would have been named after the meme), let alone someone who appears in cameos.

Also, MAYBE HES GETTING CAMEOS CAUSE HES IMPORTANT!?!??

Also how the fuck are you watching Maul Shadow Lord, an animated show that requires watching the entirety of The Clone Wars to understand the context of, without having proper appreciation for Darth Vader. I actually died when he showed up in that, like I'm writing this from beyond the grave because just the eargasm of his breathing killed me instantly. This person shouldn't even be allowed to watch star wars media anymore.

[thewizard1544]

The comments on the Instagram reel he posted are absolutely bodying him and he has the gall to reply to every single one and try to defend his position

[thewizard1544]

i just saw someone online unironically call anakin skywalker a glup shitto. i hate this timeline. someone kill me.

[myfairkatiecat]

um. as in. the main character. of the main saga. who has been included at least by mention, nearly always by cameo, and often by plot importance in nearly every movie, show and novel in the Star Wars universe. they said what

[izamon]

HOWWWWW

Did they like, watch just Mandalorian or Book of Boba Fett or smth? With zero context and also skipping several key episodes? Genuinely can't work out how you reach that conclusion

Unless they're not even a star wars viewer in which case why the fuck are you calling anyone a glup shitto

[thewizard1544]

the guy’s reasoning is that he keeps making cameos recently. Vader showed up in Maul Shadow Lord, and Anakin showed up in Ahsoka and Kenobi and will be in Zero Company. Since he’s been making cameos that people are excited about, he’s therefore a Glup Shitto in this guy’s mind. The main character himself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thewizard1544]

i just saw someone online unironically call anakin skywalker a glup shitto. i hate this timeline. someone kill me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So apparently the Mac and cheese you can manufacture in your settlements in fallout 4 has no radiation and heals just as much as purified water for a fifth of the carry weight so anyways I’ve set up a pasta farm so I can run through the wasteland crunching down on uncooked Mac and cheese so fast that nothing can kill me

[thewizard1544]

at the convenience store but they’re all out of convenience

[thewizard1544]

i am not locked in. i am locked out. does anyone see my keys

[thewizard1544]

"Ozymandias" by Percy Shelley

I met a traveler from an antique land,

Who said—"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.