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wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

ghoulodont

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

stealingpotatoes

tommy and billy deserve to find out abt their grandpa's 60 year gay situationship/relationship/divorce. as a treat

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teratodentata

I was convinced for a second that Pikmin Bloom had church themed Pikmin, realized that would be ridiculous, imagined a Pikmin on a cross and lost my mind laughing. So I had to draw it.

grapehyasynth

Me everywhere I go: they really need more trees here

#green

headspace-hotel

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

gryffon

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barmecidebiohazard

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

kadens-a-bee

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

#the importance of being earnest

lustcannibalism

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

winedark-maverick

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.