Rancher Rcaz

(Pokémon rotomblr blog, unreality, not actually a nurse) Faller, Rancher/shepard and Former Nurse Joy

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Howdy.

My name is Rcaz Joy. I’m a Pokémon rancher.

I live somewhere cold, round Unova. (That’s bout all your gettin’) I ain’t much a battler but I’ve got a good loyal bunch of mons that help me keep the herds in check. my trainer card, cuz people seem to like to share those.

I have more Pokémon than that but it ain’t much of a matter. Before you ask, yes. I was a Nurse Joy but I’ve given that life up for the love of freezing my ass off watching sheep-mons.

and! I’m a happily married woman, so don’t go sending nothing nasty in my ask box.

(//OOC stuff, Rcaz lives in whatever Pokémon’s version of Canada is. Nothing NSFW, I do discuss: Illness, death, Pokémon death, the human body and its inner workings. Racz is an unhinged former healthcare worker, she’s not going to be saying anything sane often. This is absolutely a self insert blog.

muse is an adult, mun is minor. I’m currently studying medicine but again, don’t actually fucking take anything I say as advice.

all interactions are welcome.

oh and my hub blog is here

thats it for now}

[thewooloosinthewalls]

I open rotomblr

galar is imploding again

I close rotomblr

[wishmaker-astra]

Mammaries

[brad-lillipup-lover]

hello. wife liker. join the club.

What club? I’m a little too busy right now to join a “wife liker club”.

[purriors]

for people that love their wifes

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

i love my wife

[thewooloosinthewalls]

ARC I LOVE MY WIFE.

[brad-lillipup-lover]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

My wife.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Happy Valentine’s Day, I’d like you all to know I love my Wife.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

I just watched several wooloo roll off of a cliff… for no discernible reason. And honest? Yeah, same.

[plasma-king-official]

postwick?? bruh you really thought you'd get farmers on your side?? some of the most stubborn, reliant-on-pokemon people around??

We're not trying to convince the farmers. We are trying to convince the Pokemon.

The wooloo shall run free.

[pinkpoweredpunk]

oh my god whatever you do DON’T RELEASE THOSE WOOLOO OLD MAN. you don’t know what kind of hell you’ll unleash upon the world

[unbeatable-champ]

Speaking as both someone from Postwick, and a former farmer of Wooloo, seriously please sheep are incredibly destructive and they will find a way to kill themselves. They should not be left unsupervised.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

If I left my flock unsupervised for more than half an hour they’d all end up rolling off of a cliff and also manage to somehow cause Several hundred P of damages.

Do not let the Wooloo free, they crave destruction of themselves and others.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

wooloo…..

[unbeatable-champ]

better man then I ever am champ I literally keep falling asleep with my glasses on

Oh, I've done that plenty of times as well. Stay up too late reading, wake up with a red mark on my nose. If I do break them, it isn't the end of the world. I usually only use them to read. I'd hate having to dig my contacts out, though :-(

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Ah yeah, feel both you and the Anon there bud. Worst thing for me is when I sleep with em’ on and they end up all bent outta shape.

[unbeatable-champ]

It really is, isn't it? Not quite bad enough to be broken, but they definitely don't fit properly anymore. I've snapped a few pairs trying to get them in right order again.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Nahhhh yeah it’s the worst. Specially since I can’t jus’ reason a trip back into town to get them repaired. Takes up too much time, have to send them with my wife if I want them fixed up since I’m too busy on the ranch.

And! My insurance don’t cover the damn things “Free health care” my glasses ain’t arcdamn healthcare? It’s bullshit.

[unbeatable-champ]

The woes of adulthood. Hypothetically, so much free time. In actuality? None at all.

And that's just bollocks. Glasses aren't Healthcare? What are they supposed to be, then? Are hearing aids not, either?

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Well, I may have zero to bone free time but at least I’m kicking it with the Wooloo.

And you never know! Just got see what those dumbass’ we call government workers decide if it is or isn’t. Annoying as fuck.

[unbeatable-champ]

That's a lovely thing to be, I think. Reminds me, should call my mum, ask her how our little flock is doing..

How horrid. You'd think people would get a grip on these things, by now.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Your Mum keeps Wooloo? And Ain’t that a sweet thing, it’s always good to call home. also you’d really think, wouldn’t you.

[unbeatable-champ]

better man then I ever am champ I literally keep falling asleep with my glasses on

Oh, I've done that plenty of times as well. Stay up too late reading, wake up with a red mark on my nose. If I do break them, it isn't the end of the world. I usually only use them to read. I'd hate having to dig my contacts out, though :-(

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Ah yeah, feel both you and the Anon there bud. Worst thing for me is when I sleep with em’ on and they end up all bent outta shape.

[unbeatable-champ]

It really is, isn't it? Not quite bad enough to be broken, but they definitely don't fit properly anymore. I've snapped a few pairs trying to get them in right order again.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Nahhhh yeah it’s the worst. Specially since I can’t jus’ reason a trip back into town to get them repaired. Takes up too much time, have to send them with my wife if I want them fixed up since I’m too busy on the ranch.

And! My insurance don’t cover the damn things “Free health care” my glasses ain’t arcdamn healthcare? It’s bullshit.

[unbeatable-champ]

The woes of adulthood. Hypothetically, so much free time. In actuality? None at all.

And that's just bollocks. Glasses aren't Healthcare? What are they supposed to be, then? Are hearing aids not, either?

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Well, I may have zero to bone free time but at least I’m kicking it with the Wooloo.

And you never know! Just got see what those dumbass’ we call government workers decide if it is or isn’t. Annoying as fuck.

[unbeatable-champ]

better man then I ever am champ I literally keep falling asleep with my glasses on

Oh, I've done that plenty of times as well. Stay up too late reading, wake up with a red mark on my nose. If I do break them, it isn't the end of the world. I usually only use them to read. I'd hate having to dig my contacts out, though :-(

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Ah yeah, feel both you and the Anon there bud. Worst thing for me is when I sleep with em’ on and they end up all bent outta shape.

[unbeatable-champ]

It really is, isn't it? Not quite bad enough to be broken, but they definitely don't fit properly anymore. I've snapped a few pairs trying to get them in right order again.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Nahhhh yeah it’s the worst. Specially since I can’t jus’ reason a trip back into town to get them repaired. Takes up too much time, have to send them with my wife if I want them fixed up since I’m too busy on the ranch.

And! My insurance don’t cover the damn things “Free health care” my glasses ain’t arcdamn healthcare? It’s bullshit.

[unbeatable-champ]

better man then I ever am champ I literally keep falling asleep with my glasses on

Oh, I've done that plenty of times as well. Stay up too late reading, wake up with a red mark on my nose. If I do break them, it isn't the end of the world. I usually only use them to read. I'd hate having to dig my contacts out, though :-(

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Ah yeah, feel both you and the Anon there bud. Worst thing for me is when I sleep with em’ on and they end up all bent outta shape.

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Mmmmmmm -30 With the wooloos time

[thewooloosinthewalls]

who wants to hear a random fun fact about the human body?

[thewooloosinthewalls]

AP English/lit is a scam and a headache don’t take it

[thewooloosinthewalls]

Okay so now it’s past Midnight, welcome back after dark posting rotomblr community how are we doing this morning?