" and the blood from your mouth drew my eyes up to the sky– "
hi!! i'm sol flare, she/they/he, transmasc, professor of the [redacted] region. i specialize in clinical microbiology. certified skittyboy. i am married, i love my wife, don't try shit.
this blog is just a place for me to shitpost, so if you look up to me professionally, get out. well, i can't really control you. but i'd prefer your image of me not be ruined, k? :)
also catmon haters get out. i don't like you.
//ooc under cut
call me solaris (or mod for convenience)!! other blogs can be found at @s0larispkmnirl.
pelipper mail, mystery gift, and union circle on
this is mainly a low stakes blog, but it can go up to medium or high stakes, so be warned. this blog could also have themes of suicide, self-harm, and child abuse/neglect. and medical malpractice. soooo much medical malpractice oh my god
all said, sol is not that great of a person. they're an ex evil team leader with dubious amounts of remorse, kind of a bad professor, and willing to get into fights online for fun. ic hate is encouraged.
current arc: n/a
past arcs: meet your maker
tags:
#as seen on gliscord - commentary on discord happenings
#certified fancy boy - sol's meowstic, tylenol
#pretzel.exe - porygon called pretzel who hacks the blog occasionally. more frequently seen on the teamdusk blog.
@lineark-pr (link since they BLOCKED me) is a known pdfile in the Pokémon roleplay community. There is documentation and proof of them having groomed me and others. They are known for disrespecting minor safespaces by using cropped p*rn as profile pictures. They are banned from multiple PKMN irl servers for their actions. They tried to recontact me after they were called out to try and make excuses.
They use the same username EVERYWHERE else, on Bluesky most noteably. They are in these primary fandoms, from what I know:
Touhou
Pokémon
Deltarune/Undertale
I will do everything in my fucking power to make sure they do not come back to the internet. If you want proof, please ask me for it and I will create a Google Drive.
things that ARE appropriate during pride month:
- taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride
- giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye
- destroy transphobe with hyper beam
things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month:
- recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality
I recently witnessed a user on the same Gliscord server getting robbed of a World's Best Dad mug from their person. By throwing a pencil sharpener at a passerby on the street in Unova.