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folklorespring

Amazing

weird-goodbyes

#widow's bay

vrtualdreamgirl

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

hollandcr

Art by danielcalmdown | Heated Rivalry (2025)

#actually everyone needs to clock out rn thanks #heated rivalry

diehellasrache

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

#deeply cognizant of my own gutlessness

lavenderprose

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

goodsongnever

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

yuna: ah I see, hmm, one moment please, let me bring up an alphabetical list of all 700+ current MLH players. is it aaron a. aaronson???

shane: of course not!! mom!!!

yuna: you know what, of course not, I'm sorry and it was ridiculous of me to even think so. aaron a. aaronson is a second-rate player on a third-rate team, let me re-sort this list so that the stat leaders are at the top and start again from there, haha, here's a funny one to cross off the list right away, I guess: is it ilya rozanov???

#yuna my queen #heated rivalry

scaphandrah-deactivated20251120

Egon Schiele - Port of Trieste - 1907

courtjester69420

this fan fiction shit easy

lordansketil

no listen, hear me out

‘Wolf this hall,’ he, Cromwell, says, beheadedly.

#and im always saying this

droawsy

portraits of utility poles

should-be-sleeping

My autistic child got so excited upon seeing someone else portraying their special interest. What great art.

Behold: every utility pole from our house to their school.

droawsy

!!!!!!!

This is so beautiful! Your child is an amazing artist. Thank you so much for sharing. I'm very moved right now.

higgity-heck

heated rivalry will really have you like haha awesome horny sports romance show guys!! it has inspired me to write a treatise on grief.

#haha so fun im feeling things i havent felt authentically in over a decade. anyway #hr

yuriartillery

i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds

carolsturka

#couple of all time #succession

rozanovshollanders

#hr #hudson williams #girl pls relax

whatagrump

robert louis stevenson trying to be cute with his silly little meta about his own novel’s villain and 129 years later i’m staring at a wall about it. he’s only a character….he doesn’t really exist…..