The Long Flight

Twenty something stumbling through life.

[samspurpletoothbrush]

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

[oomshi]

[teenscoolest]

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[catsofinstagram]

[freshest-tittymilk]

Who’s noisy baby is this 😻😻😻😻

[micdotcom]

[theghettochildren-deactivated20]

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SWAG IS FOR BOYS

MEN IS FOR MEN

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[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[rhube]

I love people who talk in their sleep.

[lopmon]

[autohaste]

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

[mofohngo]

[stability]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today!

[seriousjones]

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[blackness-by-your-side]

[constantneverland]

This is beautiful and heart breaking

[youreastopalongtheway]

My gay heart

[ap00]

I don’t think straight people even understand we have this fear

[teathattast]

cronch

[princesstigerbelle]

They screm

They screm for the cronch

[jesustwink]

This is what I opened my tumblr for

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

[ruinedchildhood]