weeds inspired sentence meme ( some nsfw )
"You stuck your penis in her. That’s not love, believe me."
"We need to go somewhere where we can get very, very drunk."
"I’m not sure a vagina would be any kind of improvement for you."
"Oh, we do not joke about our Lord Jesus Christ."
"I’m not gonna cap any motherfuckers."
"Do what you do best. Patrol the couch in your underwear."
"Both of us make people really uncomfortable. There’s no way around it."
"We’re all like one big, wonderful, dysfunctional family, and I love you guys."
"I’m sorry for judging your lifestyle choice."
"That was a special occasion… You got shot."
"Does it always have to be about you?"
"You’ve made your bed, now fuck in it."
"Let your freak flag fly."
"That’s why I’ll never marry."
"Don’t look at me, I’m fucked up on corn bread."
"Well, that’s what we do, we fuck up. And then we try to fix it and we fuck it up some more."
"No, no, I’m not a taker of sides. I float in the ambiguous middle ground."
"Now let’s have angry sex on the kitchen counter."
"These are well-connected members of high society. They do coke."
"I’ve seen that show Life After People. This will all be reclaimed by the Earth soon enough. All swap and moss, weird looking birds."
"Why is your apartment weird and full of danger?"
"I can be a real person. I can. I’ve been one before. It was… good."
"Did Mister Freaky Shoes do that to you?"
"Dead hoes tell no tales."
"My whole childhood is a lie."
"Guess I’m not so good at this undercover thing."
"The trouble is all behind us."
"Nobody’s here if they have anyplace better to be. This is the end of the road."
"I’m good with babies. They see me as a kindred spirit slash taller version of themselves."
"I have a history of killing anything that could conceivably work out."
"F - you failed - you get an F."
"I’m always ready to flea. You should know that."
"Fortunately, my body is a toxic pit."
