I'm Batgirl

Semi-selective, multifandom, multiship, independent Barbara Gordon/Batgirl RP Blog. Australian Time Zone, Mun 21+, Muse 18+ I am legitimate trash. GIF Icon (100x100) credit goes to: IndieGifIcons

[cedrico-diggory]

Batgirl #45

[thexbatgirl]

“I swear on my server tower, I will unconditionally love forever the first person to bring me a hot chocolate. I will be in my pillow fortress when you get here.”

[torturedsidekick-blog]

“Take this cup’o’joe right now!”

[thexbatgirl]

An arm extends out of the tower of blankets and pillows. She isn’t sure how Jason got in but she isn’t questioning it for now anyway.

“How many sugars are in here….?”

[torturedsidekick-blog]

PLOT TWIST

ITS ALL SUGARRRRRR

[thexbatgirl]

Giving Babs an entire cup of sugar = big mistake.

[thexbatgirl]

“I swear on my server tower, I will unconditionally love forever the first person to bring me a hot chocolate. I will be in my pillow fortress when you get here.”

[torturedsidekick-blog]

“Take this cup’o’joe right now!”

[thexbatgirl]

An arm extends out of the tower of blankets and pillows. She isn't sure how Jason got in but she isn't questioning it for now anyway.

"How many sugars are in here....?"

[jinxnvi]

“I used to be Batgirl. When I couldn’t be Batgirl any longer, I didn’t know who I was, for a bit. But just for a bit. And now…now I fight dragons. And the fun thing about fighting dragons? They always. Always. Underestimate me.”

[thexbatgirl]

"I swear on my server tower, I will unconditionally love forever the first person to bring me a hot chocolate. I will be in my pillow fortress when you get here."

[cronchyrat]

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

[thexbatgirl]

•adds URL because is vain•

Sin? Darling, I haven't even started.

[dandon-fuga]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/batgirl-3705588

Batgirl ♥

[memeinthevoid]

Send me a url and I'll record my voice saying the url along with what I think of them.

Send “Amortentia” for what smells my character associates with yours.

[thexbatgirl]

21 Questions Canadians Need Australians To Answer Right Now

Hey, cousins to the south-south-south east...

Dear Americans and Canadians:

1) Yes 2) No 3) As long as it isn't budgie smugglers. 4) Because nightmares 5) Hahaha, no 6) Delicious 7) Not in the wild 8) See the answer to 6 9) They're chill muscular death machines that nap for most of the day 10) Yes, yes it is a possibility. 11) JOYGASM 12) Completely indifferent 13) Didn't go to school here I'll ask husband. Husband said yes.  14) Don't have wild crocs around here. 15) It's a way of life 16) Hahahahahaha, no. No, they are not. 17) That's a drop bear. 18) Thongs are !@#$ing painful. 19) Yes, but I'm an expat. 20) All of it 21) Closest you're gonna get.

[thexbatgirl]

WHAT THE SNICK SNACK FRICKAFRACK DID I MISS?!

BOOBS?! BUTTS?! ARGH!!

[thexbatgirl]

Drunken Texts/Calls {Sentence Starters}

TEXTS

text: dont no wut your talking bout not drukn

text: love u soooooooooooooooo much

text: lets go buy like 10 chickens k?

text: do u wanna eat cheese with me

text: walmart dont like me

text: i want a puppy. a big puppy.

text: i like your face. u have a nice face

text: m drunk. help me drinking this

text: i want baby like half dozen of babys

text: i loooobe u swetiee

text: i got like 5 pizza. i like pizza

text: u kno where my pants went? lol pants

text: thnk u 4 being hot

text: i wanna bite my nose. it keps moving away!

text: do u like fidh? fish? omg fish r prtty!

CALLS

"Where are you, babyyyyy? I wanna hug you!"

"Why are you single? You are soooo great."

"My friends want you to bring us alcohols!"

"Need a ... ride home. Have to pee."

"You are my best friend! Like, my BEST friend!"

"Where's the pizza? Are you a pizza person?"

"You look like a penguin. Penguins are soooo cute!"

"How many pineapples do YOU eat before you sleep?"

"Hehehehe! Buttons make silly noises when I touch them!"

"I have another bottle of the happy water. It's yummy."

"Come heeeeere! I wanna kiss you!"

"Come help me find my shirt. I think it flew away."

"Somebody stole my house! I cant find it today."

"I drew a kitty on the wall! Its so cuuuute."

"Do you have flowers? Cause I wanna go get some flowers!"

[thexbatgirl]

☀ Masturbate or seek for a helping hand?

Headcanons: Sex Life Edition masterpost

☀ Masturbate or seek for a helping hand?

My headcanon depends on the ‘verse that my particular Babs is in. But, for sake of argument, lets just say, in general Babs is a very… technologically minded individual. She has plenty of gadgets lying around if she happens to be alone and in the mood. If she has a partner however, she does like getting them involved.

**Links most DEFINITELY NSFW

[pon-raul]

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

[thexbatgirl]

Oh shiz its November.

AM I DOING NANO THIS YEAR?!

IDEK

[notyouraveragesecretary]

Smut/Kink Prompts-for when you're in the mood to write smut

[gothamxknight-deactivated201606]

notyouraveragepumpkinqueen:

Send me a prompt, I’ll write you some smut using that prompt.  Send me a 

Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed Fetishism: I’ll write your/my character having sex/playing with an intimate object.  Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch.  Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner  Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity  Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters. Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character. Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually. Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating