incorrect lotf quote but as stupid things me and my dumbass friends have said!
simon: “if you don’t laugh, your life is a lie”
jack: “i don’t qualify, i’m a dictator 💞”
ralph: “necrophilia is NOT cool man.”
roger: “the first thing you do when you’re scared is piss yourself”
ralph: *punches simon’s leg*
ralph: “that did NOT hurt si.”
simon: “you can’t speak for me???”
roger: “do i have a good essence?”
maurice: “no thank you stop sign!” *runs it because he didn’t see it early enough*
simon: “well i’m not stupi-“
jack: “WOAH WOAH WOAH. THE DEVIL IS A LIAR‼️‼️”
The Lord of the Flies: “i take cash, venmo, and firstborns!!! no blood sacrifices yet ://“
piggy: “stay positive men, there’s children dying”
jack: *singing* “SO IM GONNA STAND UP-“
simon: “NO. YOURE GONNA SIT DOWN. HUMBLE YOURSELF.”
sam: “COLD IS JUST A MINDSET-”
robert: “the pigs.. or whatever you call them.. pigs…”
simon: “it took me a while to notice they made the panda black and white… because pandas are black and white!”
jack: “yeah, that part of your brain is called the frontal lobe..”
maurice: “every fish has its other fish, or whatever the saying says..”
ralph: “oh yeah, cartwheels!!!”
eric: “sam was a bald baby. a FAT, BALD baby.”
roger: *talking about a littlun* “HE BURPED IN MY FACE. THATS A DEATH THREAT.”
ralph: “i’m simply EXISTING and you HATE ME for it 😞”
piggy: “IVE SEEN LESS FRUIT AT A FARMERS MARKET!!”
ralph: “i’m… going to shoot somebody.”
jack: “don’t make it me, hehe! 😋”
piggy: *cracks head open after falling off castle rock* “it’s like a banana split isn’t it? 😁”
eric: “you said that we couldn’t teach the littluns how to play blackjack-“
sam: “-but now they’re betting on crab races!”
jack: “roger, that’s a crow..”
ralph: “i got a pig AND a hospital bill!”
percival: *pointing at ralph + the conch* “tooty horn!”
robert: “have you ever just watched a deer.. be a deer?”
okay that’s all for now! (got the idea from @noctilucaa , @thatcreepydoll , and @conch-blower-3000 , sorry for the tags yall :,))
