incorrect lotf quote but as stupid things me and my dumbass friends have said!
simon: โif you donโt laugh, your life is a lieโ
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jack: โi donโt qualify, iโm a dictator ๐โ
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ralph: โnecrophilia is NOT cool man.โ
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roger: โthe first thing you do when youโre scared is piss yourselfโ
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ralph: *punches simonโs leg*
ralph: โthat did NOT hurt si.โ
simon: โyou canโt speak for me???โ
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roger: โdo i have a good essence?โ
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maurice: โno thank you stop sign!โ *runs it because he didnโt see it early enough*
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simon: โwell iโm not stupi-โ
jack: โWOAH WOAH WOAH. THE DEVIL IS A LIARโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโ
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The Lord of the Flies: โi take cash, venmo, and firstborns!!! no blood sacrifices yet ://โ
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piggy: โstay positive men, thereโs children dyingโ
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jack: *singing* โSO IM GONNA STAND UP-โ
simon: โNO. YOURE GONNA SIT DOWN. HUMBLE YOURSELF.โ
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sam: โCOLD IS JUST A MINDSET-โ
eric: โ-WEโRE WARM!โ
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robert: โthe pigs.. or whatever you call them.. pigsโฆโ
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simon: โit took me a while to notice they made the panda black and whiteโฆ because pandas are black and white!โ
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roger: โyall got fleas?โ
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jack: โyeah, that part of your brain is called the frontal lobe..โ
percival: โfrontalo!!โ
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maurice: โevery fish has its other fish, or whatever the saying says..โ
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ralph: โoh yeah, cartwheels!!!โ
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eric: โsam was a bald baby. a FAT, BALD baby.โ
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roger: *talking about a littlun* โHE BURPED IN MY FACE. THATS A DEATH THREAT.โ
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ralph: โiโm simply EXISTING and you HATE ME for it ๐โ
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piggy: โIVE SEEN LESS FRUIT AT A FARMERS MARKET!!โ
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ralph: โiโmโฆ going to shoot somebody.โ
jack: โdonโt make it me, hehe! ๐โ
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piggy: *cracks head open after falling off castle rock* โitโs like a banana split isnโt it? ๐โ
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eric: โyou said that we couldnโt teach the littluns how to play blackjack-โ
sam: โ-but now theyโre betting on crab races!โ
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jack: โroger, thatโs a crow..โ
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ralph: โi got a pig AND a hospital bill!โ
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percival: *pointing at ralph + the conch* โtooty horn!โ
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ralph: โSIMON. MEOW.โ
simon: โMEEEOOOOOWWWWWWโ
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robert: โhave you ever just watched a deer.. be a deer?โ
okay thatโs all for now! (got the idea from @noctilucaa , @thatcreepydoll , and @conch-blower-3000 , sorry for the tags yall :,))