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a "museum" for things that I've "heard" or "said" ...or thought

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what's it called? The place where the kids get hype and do the bopping?

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We call that gaetzkeeping

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[insert humor] drops mic and defenestrates

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No one else can feel it for you.

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[SHRIEKING]

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Counterpoint: You got ash on my tomatoes

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this chamomile tea is about to give me a sippy smackdown

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if I had boiling water inside me, I would probably also make a lot of noise

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if I had boiling water inside me, I would probably also make a lot of noise

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cORn dOgs!!

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every day being on tumblr

...trenches

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You can't keep getting away with this

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sad... boys...

lobster...

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Every day, ten thousand gunches are lost in the Mariana's Trench.

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help. the Steaks are shaking