Life Happens

Hi, how are ya? Location: Lag City Population: 1

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Don’t worry, buddy, I’ll free you!” (via iichiko_hana)

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Get in Bitches, we’re delivering freedom 🇺🇸

[thotpatroleum-deactivated202211]

THIS DELIVERY BOY DESERVES A HUGE TIP

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

😂🇺🇸

[thekimersonshow]

Never stood a chance lol

[dghehzdehfzjk]

Ephraim/Chrom post voting war comic (twitter version) (Inspired by @tonkatsu-pls post [link])

[turtlequeen]

the night and the moon

[chibitoastexplosion-deactivated]

I’m playing Sword of Seals again, and this is the first thing that comes to mind after clearing chapter 1.

[toivoshi]

[toivoshi]

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[jedijen]

[the203alphafemale]

kill-em-with-aloha:

This photo says it all. During Navy Seal Jon Tumilson’s funeral yesterday, his trusted canine friend Hawkeye guarded him one last time

I don’t care if anyone unfollows me over this

Why the hell would anyone EVER unfollow you for this

[myclarityisyoux-deactivated2015]

Have some respect and reblog this<3

[girl-hell-1999]

I’m crying…

[southgapreppy-deactivated201606]

the pictures haven’t even loaded yet and i’ve reblogged.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This is what the Internet was made for.

[charlesoberonn]

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

[artigust]

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

[charlesoberonn]

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

[old-manrupee]

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

[charlesoberonn]

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

[moreofahorse-deactivated2024121]

the evil guy is a goose. Geese and ducks have never gotten along, and geese are banned from Duckland™. There is also an obligatory scene because of this where police ducks have suspects lined up and the victim goes “duck…duck… duck… GOOSE.” and the goose gets arrested

[charlesoberonn]

If this post gets 100,000 notes, I’m gonna start writing the script.

[maskedhoroh]

by: Agahari

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[30roundrevolution]

This is the Donald Trump of Fortune.

Reblog this in 5 seconds to minimize Government impact on your life, while maximizing financial benefits.

[jaipaul]

[nadstagram]

This is my most favourite thing Jeff Winger has ever said tbh

[bobbybobbertbobbertson]

it was either this song or yes’ roundabout

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[soymuerto]

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@harveybreaks