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i love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone

valtsv

someone: so tell me about this thing you like

my brain:

tinysnailco

you will bloom if you take the time to water yourself

corvigay-clutter

phantomrose96

full disclosure i love getting killed in Among Us. dont have to pay attention during meetings? no getting falsely accused of wrongdoing by the people you most trust?? the existential peace of floating over your own corpse??? super fast ghosts tasks??!!!

like someone follows me into electrical alone i get hopeful. make my day, make the wire task 3x faster for me. make this happen for me i wanna shoot right through walls.

jinlian

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

jayce

platypus426

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.