[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[orpheuslament]

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

[reactionimagesdaily]

[flutterbvnny]

can i touch you but in a hesitant and exploratory way

[sheikahfication]

You must jerk off and cry to absolve all of your sin

[sheikahfication]

I’m the purest person in the world. Wings just shot out my back.

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[bevsi]

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

[bevsi]

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

[vita-min-bunniii]

"ill pay you with my body"

in THIS economy ?? okay Dude give me your best lung

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cognitiveinequality]

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[heartattackinblackdye]

/pos meaning positive and pos meaning piece of shit will never not be funny to me

[skopostheorie]

To be honest music might be one of the things