Hell

Welcome to the seventh circle motherfucker they/any

[thick-n-juicy-69]

host announcing the end of a kink sex party: our age of bonds is collapsing

[thick-n-juicy-69]

platinums growing out their natural color: our age of blondes is collapsing

[thick-n-juicy-69]

palm farmers closing their business: our age of fronds is collapsing

[thick-n-juicy-69]

third place olympians standing on a structurally unsound podium: our stage of bronze is collapsing

[thick-n-juicy-69]

minimalist textile artist as their magnum opus comes undone: ‘Our Beige Chiffons’ is collapsing

[thick-n-juicy-69]

dorm students when their supervisor suffers heat stroke: RA Geoff Bronds is collapsing

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

[ooppo]

I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it

[sasuke-thoughts]

followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails

[ooppo]

Shut the hell up Sasuke

[mutationgirl]

set a reminder on my phone a few days ago while I was falling asleep, ostensibly to help me remember something to post. now every day at 5 pm I get a time sensitive reminder for “let’s get bit by snake” until I either give up or figure out what it means

[fangirlmenace]

Prev it's been a month have you figured it out yet?

[mutationgirl]

yeah actually I was trying to come up with a new lgbt acronym that stood for let’s get bit by a snake but I couldn’t figure out how to make it without sounding some flavor of homophobic

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[prof-grace-aspen]

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.  Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[annabelle--cane]

can i use you as a substitute for forming my own opinions

I would usually caution against this but lucky for you all my opinions have always been correct so it's fine

[that-house]

Dark Burger King: Home of the Nightmare

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[niceferatu]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

[niceferatu]

Its sebulba yeah

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!