[rickeytickey]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dorothylarouge]

[rylandsgrace]

[tickfleato]

self-love/self-hate

[cakeboppop]

[weantuniverse]

[heroesofdigitalrock]

Doug Sneyd for Playboy

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

[msexcelfractal]

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

[ex-riddlecats]

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

[ex-riddlecats]

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping

[burstfoot]

[monidoll]

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

[evil-tips]

Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.

[maidthings]

Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.

[bloodydancy]

Hannibal 2.08 Su-zakana

[slunch]

[boxheadpaint]

If it works