sleep for the week

elyas. i've done a handstand underwater once / @welcometonandos

[everythingfox]

Look at this fluffy cow

[thickroses]

it’s wednesday, my dudes

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Ass cheeks out at chernobyl

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@bazaddy i was a little :/

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@bazaddy do what :/

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@bazaddy 😢💔

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i can’t believe baz just followed me

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@nufeari i did :/

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i don’t trust bread anymore cos i’ve ate so much of it and i’m STILL hungry

[dojacat]

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

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it never hit me that danny devito’s full name was daniel

[springtwerp]

Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[avvocarlo]

I shaved the drive jacket scorpion onto the back of my dog and she looks so sick

[avvocarlo]

[thisisalovestry]

just looked up my symptoms on webmd turns out i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[marisatomay]

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows