Dorian

Overwhelmed by their own multi-fandom-ness.

[theterry]

Neil Roberts, the VA for default Durge, voice acted the Prayer for Forgiveness. I'm unwell.

[thieflightningdragon]

@domislytherin-blog @rainb0w-cat @saltnburntshirts @liferuinermisha @hisbeautifulanimal @bluejuicebox @medievalbromance @rizmonku-blog-blog @gemmaissocoollike-blog @sherl0cks-blogger @michelot91 @elevengallows @eatsleepfangirling @travelthegalaxy-blog @lightneverfades @tomorrowsuckedx-blog @malaikat @ebony-ivory-andtheworld @sothisiswhatifeel @anniepanda 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[thieflightningdragon]

@domislytherin-blog @rainb0w-cat @saltnburntshirts @liferuinermisha @hisbeautifulanimal @bluejuicebox @medievalbromance @rizmonku-blog-blog @gemmaissocoollike-blog @sherl0cks-blogger @michelot91 @elevengallows @eatsleepfangirling @travelthegalaxy-blog @lightneverfades @tomorrowsuckedx-blog @malaikat @ebony-ivory-andtheworld @sothisiswhatifeel @anniepanda 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[parakeet]

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

[badoptics]

do you need to talk

[parakeet]

i wish i was a croissant 

[thoodleoo]

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor

[v10l3t-jpg]

So tonight I saw Venom (my depression is cured) and my friend said it was a plot hole that Venom can hear Eddie’s thoughts yet Eddie talks aloud to him. Here’s the tea - Venom can hear Eddie’s thoughts loud and clear but just lets Eddie talk to himself in the street because it amuses him.

[tinytteeth]

haha

fuck

[dsasterlesbian]

‪eddie: what happened to we, man? we’re done.‬

‪eddie, 20 minutes later when he sees venom coming at him for a smooch after saving his ass: what am i gonna do? say no? ‬

[linddzz]

Broke: Venom growls

Woke: Venom purrs

Feat @hauntitties

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

As much as I WANT poly Dan/Anne/Eddie/Venom… Hollywood convention leads me to believe that if the Carnage sequel ever happens, Anne will leave Dan and get back with Veddie.

Only, jokes on Hollywood cuz that’s still a poly relationship. Suck it.

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Venom Symbrock and Sleeper Headcanons

-It’s been a few months since the fight with Riot and Venom/Eddie have finally gotten used to each at least some what and have come to some what of a system.

-Eddie works at The Daily Bugle as a freelance reporter with a hard ass supervisor who Venom constantly threatens to eat.

-Venom is still Venom but if he’s fed he’s not as much of an asshole and he’s grown fond enough of his host to a point they’re sure they’re…something. Eddie doesn’t know exactly what.

-Venom needs human flesh to survive but he also likes some human foods like tater tots and chocolate.

-Their well being is connected and one week they get sick. Like, really sick and after visiting Anne’s boyfriend they can’t figure out what it is.

-Until two weeks later Eddie’s vomiting black slime into the toilet bowl and to but his and Venom’s confusion it starts moving.

-Turns out that whole week was morning sickness and Venom accidentally bonded with Eddie’s genetic material enough to create the baby symbiote.

“YOU GOT ME PREGNANT?!”

“Well I made the baby, if anything you were there carrier-”

“I CAN’T HAVE A BABY! I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!”

“That much is obvious.”

-Despite the surprise they try to be decent parents to the ball of goo whom after a long list of possible names (“No, we are not naming our baby Toxin.”) decide on Sleeper.

-Eddie is still close to Anne and Dan and immediately go to them for help on how to take care of their alien baby.

-They use a fish tank as a bed for Sleeper and when not at home they have Anne and Dan watch him. Soon after meeting Peter Parker they hire him as a babysitter too.

Also: Sleeper was formed with some of Eddie’s genetic DNA and was born on Earth so the symbiote doesn’t require a host to survive.

[chatterbox-teeth]

my favorite thing is when ppl draw venom and hes always saying “EDDIE!” with hearts and a big grin n sometimes the ! has a heart where the . is and i just really think thats beautiful

[mynameismeowmeow]

dude how awesome would it be to be venom’s host? you never need a bra again, just venom. feel dysphoria? venom can make you a dick.  on your period? that’s okay venom = tampon 4 life

[canonicallygay]

have some fucking respect eddie 

[mewtwowritesback]

eddie: –because i have spent a significant amount of time with one of these creatures up! my! ass! drake: omg u too? how do i make it stop giving me prostate massages in public??

eddie: buddy, soon as i find out i’ll give you a call.

[iamonlypartlymajestic]

Venom/Symbrock | E.T.

I have been wanting to make a fanvid using Katy Perry’s E.T. for FOREEEVEEERRR. I am so glad I could use a ship with a literal alien XD

[juniperarts]

I finally saw Vemon this week!

I highly suggest seeing it if you haven’t … regardless here is the movie in meme form 👍