You should know very well that I adore you...

Thien. Adult. Doing whatever I want forever rn.

[thiendoingthings]

Y'all ever have 50% non-verbal days? Like I don't wanna talk but I don't want to leave the other person hanging so I just...

Dad: Oh hey! Going somewhere today?

Me: *inhumane noises* *casually leaves the room*

[crynussy]

tried drawing him with slick hair like in the manhwa & not sure if i like it. still a slightly fluffy hyj believer

and the full page of course

don't ask why chilchuck is there

[its-not-a-pen]

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

[its-not-a-pen]

Hddhgdhdjsjdhdv

[its-not-a-pen]

lmao are u kidding me this was at 200 notes last week what happened where did all these people come from

[ladycyon]

Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[tokamiart]

I will leave this as a sketch, but this man is so annoying and distracting me from my other works-😭

Jokes aside, his design here is gorgeous🫠🤍

[kylejsugarman]

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

[wooftphr]

got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.

[wooftphr]

it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.

a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”

it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.

[wooftphr]

who thought this was a good idea.

[thepoetofthesky]

me. in da snow.

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[pasteleraser]

My dearest wife🌹

[art-by-ady]

Sylus: I will recognize you, and we’ll be the same. Two kindred spirits.

This myth is so rich with lore and angst, I love it so much. It’s so heart breaking and beautiful. Sylus our soulmate 🥹

Also how many easter eggs did you find? ✨

[earthsrirshaart]

He’s mad at his dada because his dada won’t let him fly 🥺

[intelligence-deficiency]

Reading BL is now ruined for me because whenever I see a black haired twink and a blond top in a suit, all I feel like is that I am reading a hjyj fanfic

[transgenderwaterrat]

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

[rat2rrj]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[sabertoothwalrus]

tumblr should add spoilered text. 10% for the purpose of spoilering things 90% for doing dumb bits

[sabertoothwalrus]

COUGH