Thimbleberrypie

They/he

[wonderbutch]

the year is 2043. supercorp is on the cover of dc pride, its lex and clark. we are in the bad timeline.

[thimbleberry8]

Tom Sturridge would’ve been a legendary teen Bruce Wayne

[goatgirleyes]

that's not a touching depiction of grief and trauma that's just suicideslop.

[thimbleberry8]

Everyone always talks about how they had unlimited ammo but nobody ever talks about how bouncy that basketball was.

[thimbleberry8]

Feeding the gay cannibal with pica avocado.

[thimbleberry8]

As a certified slop enjoyer, He-man sucked mega butt. At least an hr of the movie should’ve been cut. Script sucked, villains were boring and dumb. Skeletor should’ve been overthrown ages ago, he fr threw like 80 of the most important members of the resistance in the same cell with all of their weapons. Villains were just standing there while He Man was completely open to attack, back facing them, no weapon.

Any time they tried to embrace the camp they would be like ‘isn’t this so cheeky and silly’ and ruin it.

Idk I feel like if they cut like 1/3 of the movie it could’ve been so much better. It could’ve been like a new gen shark boy lava girl kids movie but it fell through.

Ultimately I think it was a good movie to the audience that wanted to see the lead in a cheerleading outfit oiled up, but not to most other ppl.

Skelator also was talking about He man’s ‘sword’ between his ‘perfect thighs’ which was kind of confusing to my mother but probably good fuel for the fujos who will carry the movie fan base.

​On the bright side the vfx was surprisingly good!

[thimbleberry8]

I hate dc fans bc there could be a tiktok abt Duke Thomas’s ig story on Juneteenth and the top comment will be abt how Jason Todd would be in the background of the video. And nobody in the comment section knows the fox family even exists.

[thimbleberry8]

The problem with the internet nowadays is that it’s always jayroy and never dickroy

[thimbleberry8]

It’s always the loudest rpf haters that were rly into Hamilton…

[thimbleberry8]

I recently saw a superbat edit to BAS and it’s rly throwing me off bc the way it’s framed would be that Superman is calling Selina a bitch and he would never.

I could lowk see a batcat edit and the ‘bitch’ is like Hal or smth but even then I don’t think Selina would be jealous over Hal, he just fits the archetype of bitch more. Even in said batcat version of the edit I don’t think Superman would work as the ‘bitch’ bc Selina & Clark are pretty tight, as seen in catwoman 61 and probs more I can’t remember

[thimbleberry8]

You like one recipe with dates on Pinterest and then your whole feed becomes ed freak shit.

I do not want to eat that poopoo from the butt!! I don’t care if it’s only 5 calories I’m not ab to eat plain uncooked unseasoned rice paper with the saddest sauce I’ve ever seen!

Get me back to my beautiful decadent cakes please!

[thimbleberry8]

Can’t believe that Joni Mitchell is Canadian

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[thimbleberry8]

Competency kinks are made up everyone is attracted to competence.

To those who insist that they are attracted to incompetence I encourage self reflection on why that is.

[thimbleberry8]

Competency kink- BROKE

Incompetency kink- BESPOKE

[thimbleberry8]

Competency kinks are made up everyone is attracted to competence.

To those who insist that they are attracted to incompetence I encourage self reflection on why that is.

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[thimbleberry8]

I have 3 jobs call me polygigamous