collection of things that The Guy Ever missed

run mainly by @seven-stars-in-his-palm and @jingledbells !! there's also @doomed-stickfigure-yuri, @gandlebob, @ferretwhomst, and @deerpines :) accidental reblog count: 18

[things-ford-pines-missed]

hello ! this is a blog for compiling a list of various things ford missed out on due to getting portaled!

asks more than welcome!! :D you can send as many asks as you want but itd be nice if you kept it to one item an ask !! anything more than two items per ask is almost definitely going to get deleted sorry

posts are tagged with the year, general category, and poster for organization

queue posts three times a day now to make it more manageable

awe're working on the 1982 timeline, presumably, so anything you can think of that occurred/was created after late february 1982 and before early august 2012, it's fair game. send away!

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oops

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Just realized Ford doesn't know about:

(Ford was in the portal from roughly 1982-2012)

Chernobyl (1986)

Wreck of the Titanic is found off the coast of Newfoundland (1985)

First usage of DNA fingerprinting (1985)

Dissolution of the Soviet Union (1991)

Death of Princess Diana (1997)

Discovery of Anastasia Romanov's remains (1991)

[underfalls-36]

@things-ford-pines-missed idk how much of this was already said but here you go

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The release of star trek wrath of khan and the death of mr spock

Thing Ford Missed #304: Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan

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The death of carl sagan

Thing Ford Missed #303: Carl Sagan's Death

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Thing Ford Missed #302: The Legend of Zelda Franchise (Up to the Wind Waker)

rip ford pines you would have loved video games </3

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youve probably already done this one but. HE MISSED BIPPER!!!!!

HE DID!!!!!!! this alas wont be numbered but is in fact true....

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for the record, if it makes answering asks easier, you could just respond to them all with a - instead of commentary for a while to get em out the inbox

while that would be helpful, thank you sm, we already started numbering them all and given a specific format--if we deviated, i think i would die. but we really should've thought of this earlier....

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alright. there's been a resurrgance in popularity for this blog, thus remining us of our existence. I (mod mania / @seven-stars-in-his-palm) will try and bring this blog back up in running by New Years, most likely by myself (the other mods are either too busy or no longer are interested to continue running said blog). so y'all are stuck with me!!! please bear with it though, i'm swamped as it is and we have...87 asks right now?? that's gonna be hell to get through for sure, but i'll persevere. i also wanted to organize all the tags properly / make that spreadsheet / document of things he missed (which, who knows, might even help some folks with their fanwork endeavors). we'll see if that ever gets off the ground!! 💖 ALSO we willll be having a new mod join the team :) i tryst them with the fordness. thanks y'all 💅

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He missed Bill.

BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER 😁

THIS IS SO REAL you're so very right. on multiple accounts!

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Ford missed the release of the first three Hunger Games novels plus the release of the first movie (it having premiered in March 2012 so he was very close to seeing it in theaters)

ah, done already! thanks for the ask anyway, though! :)

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He missed 9/11

if we got a nickel every time someone sent a 9/11 ask, we'd have five nickles. which isn't a lot, but it does make a quarter!

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FUCK

[suspend]

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

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Is this blog still active?

yeah lol we're just inconsistent with posting, sorry about that 😭 this blog still receives asks pretty regularly and with how they've piled up lately it can get a bit overwhelming for us- especially when a lot of them are likely repeats and afaik we still don't have an easy way to check if we've done stuff before? other mods correct me if i'm wrong i've been out of the loop lately (also i know the blog archive exists but also our blogrunner does everything from mobile so rip)

tl;dr we aren't dead, there's just a lot of asks to respond to- we do plan to get back to consistent posting eventually

anyways here's a frog and a bee for ur time :)

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He missed The Iron Giant

Thing Ford Missed #301: The Iron Giant

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I'm Going Slightly Mad, by Queen, 1991. D:

@frappe-the-peppermint im so sorry this has sat here unused for so long. but we are back, for REDEMPTION

Thing Ford Missed #300: I’m Going Slightly Mad, by Queen.

while ford would have seen a good amount of queen songs before his untimely suck into the multiverse, he would have missed out on a plethora of others, including this one. god damn