Things Kitty Says

Hello everyone, my name is Ashley. I’m making this blog for my friend Kitty (also known at Cat, Kit-Cat, Caitlin, or, her). She is my best friend in the whole world. So, why am I making this blog, you may ask. Well, simply because my friend is … strange. She’s crazy fun, and she often times does and says some of the weirdest, and funniest things I’ve heard or seen. We decided to share her goofiness with the world. So this is our blog.

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Jesus Magic

Today is just full of events. Again, while me and kitty were driving, we were going across a bridge. This guy in front of me was going 25,which is the speed limit, but everyone else was going like. . . 50? This is normal on this bridge. Well, Kitty had made the comment about how that was cause people could slow down by the time they saw a cop. I used to live in the area we were driving by and I had nodded and said "Well, to be honest I don't think I've ever even seen a patrol car around here." and she was all like "That's cause there's no place for them to hide and be all like 'Jesus Magic! The rest of your day is fucked up, here's a ticket." and I was laughing hysterically, and asked her to explain, this was her explanation:

"Well, you know, people are just speeding along, minding there own business, then WHAM a cop is there out of no where, its like. . . 'Jesus Christ! Where did this cop come from?' Jesus Magic."

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The Pigeon Master

So, today, me and kitty were waiting to cross the street, when kitty noticed a pigeon walking around nearby. Jokingly, she started going "here pidgy pidgy pidg" and the pigeon started to walk up towards her. She started freaking out and was like bouncing. But when it started to walk away, she got all sad and was freaking out cause it was walking towards the cars.

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Cheering from the sidelines

So, we were driving to school, and this elderly man was walking across the street and heading for a bench, he was a little heavier set, and was moving kind of slow. Me and kitty were stopped at a red light. I was looking out the left side of the window since I was driving, and her the right. This is when I heard her silently start cheering "c'mon! You can do it! Just a little more! Almost there! So close! You almost got it! Ah, there you go. . . " By this time I was watching her, her eyes fixated on the elderly gentleman. He was now seated on the bench. Kitty then turned to me and smiled all big, then goes, "He made it." She even bounced slightly in her seat.

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So. . . I walked in on something strange. . .

So, I accidentally walked in on Kitty while she was on the toilet . . . she put up her dukes. I wish I could express the face she used xD

(caution: some might find the following part of this conversation a little awkward or gross)

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We were later discussing this incident while I was driving us to school, and I made the comment "so, why is it your first instinct to put up your firsts if someone walks in on you? Are you going to punch them to death while you're pooping?" and she got so offended by the fact that I said she was pooping, cause "I was peeing!" and she gave the most distressed face I had ever seen.

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So, we were on tumblr

Okay, so I was on tumblr, and Kitty was beside me, I was showing her some posts I as reblogging, and one was Hetalia. . . Kitty usually says some goofy stuff, but for some reason, this made me smile, SO much. And no, she isn't a huge Hetalia fan, she just likes some aspects of the show and characters. Here's what she said:

“I think everyone needs to watch Hetalia, because then, maybe, we will all love each other and we wont fight anymore.”

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Introduction

Hello everyone, my name is Ashley. I'm making this blog for my friend Kitty. (also known at Cat, Kit-Cat, Caitlin, or, her). She is my best friend in the whole world. So, why am I making this blog, you may ask. Well, simply because my friend is . . . strange. She's crazy fun, and she often times does and says some of the weirdest, and funniest things I've heard or seen. We decided to share her goofiness with the world. So this is our blog.