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I was laughing historically!

Amy

Are you going to watch the superbowel?

Amy

"I think they got Steve out"

I baked a giant cookie yesterday. I didn't feel like making regular sized cookies, so I just made one giant cookie with the entire batter.

Amy

Melinda: They don't use pounds.

Amy: What do they use? Kilobots?

I think they are going to spray water. That's fine as long as it's not tuna juice.

Amy

I don't have jet leg, but I have jet butt.

Amy (on what she things jet lag really means - having stiff jet legs).

Whenever I used to see Toyotas, I thought they were toys.

Amy

There was a shark attack a few years ago. A shark attacked a sea lion.

Amy

You weedo.

Amy: You're a weedo.

Me: What's that?

Amy: Look it up in your urban dictionary.

Me: Is it a real thing?

Amy: No.

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Amy-ism #7: Amy has ALWAYS called chipmunks "CHICKmunks." It's so cute I can never tell her the truth.

I said it inappropriately! I said chocolate BALLS.

Amy

I said you are a party pooper. There's the toilet.

Amy

I never realized I was a tosser.

Amy (as she was tossing peanuts to a friend, and he was catching them in his mouth)

Me: It's not BP. It's bpa.

Amy: Whatever. BP probably owns it anyway.

You're not old. You're just starting to be anti-people.

Amy

I have enough cupcake crack on my face. Thank you very much.

Amy (getting cupcakes lovingly smashed in her face on her Birthday)

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