occasionally subtle
Love Begins
taylor price
Not today Justin
EXPECTATIONS
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
noise dept.
roma★
pixel skylines
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
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#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
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@thingsguyssay-blog-blog
"Hey Spunky Brewster!!! So, I'm reading your profile & you sound like a super-normal, regular next door neighbor sort of woman. However; your pictures capture an unmentioned quality about you... Something in your eyes, gives away the fact that you're a bit spunky/sassy. There's a more upbeat, playful, adventurous side that you didn't describe. But it's totally noticeable. (Just sayin')
I'm not sure if I interest you but I'm very interested in getting to know you and possibly asking you out. I've sent you a message or two and didn't get a reply but something keeps pulling me to your profile.
Ah, persistance.
Hey! I just wanted to ask you something before so we both do not waste our time. I know I am being a bit forward but would you be open minded to having a friends with benefits type of relationship? :p
Waste not. Want NOT.
you sound too smart to be on this website and drink too much to not have friends. whats going on here?
I like this guy.
You are beautiful and I want to know you. I think you might just want to know me too, who knows :)
Kinda creepy...
Do you like to read while you go to the bathroom? LOL Just always thought that was sexy :) Especially The New Yorker!
Hm.
You know what sucks? You probably get a thousand messages a day. Kinda hard to grab your attention when you have probably heard it all lol
I deeply regret to inform you that it is unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above & beyond our maximum standard for looks.You are a 9 out of 10 & on OKC we only allow a max rating of 6 out of 10.Your account will be closed unless you reply with your phone number, favorite flower, how many marshmallows you can fit in your mouth(kidding), preferred dog breed, if you prefer Mexican or Italian cuisine, & you favorite football team.This is a very serious message, I advise you not to take it lightly or you may anger my boss which would be bad for the both of us.You're probably wondering why an average fellow would waste his time messaging such a fox as yourself? I realize it might be a long shot for me to actually progress past these first few messages but we all dream, right?
Cute.
Some shit some shit profile-relevant shit. Will you please go out with me
Um, no.
NPR purports to be a unbiased news source, but they're really run by THE MAN.
You must feel very passionate on this point to send me an online dating message to say so.
Hey there! I know this isn't your typical message, but please bear with me! I'm looking for a strong independent woman who might enjoy having a guy do her chores for her/pamper her...maybe like a queen! All I'm looking for is someone to give orders and allow me to clean their house/do chores!
I would be creeped out, except.... I really hate housework. I don't have to be present, right?
So. You'd rather get a pre fab paragraph sent to you just like they are to every other girl, with one or two sentences taylored to you, so you feel special, that's lame, but hey, what ever works for you right, good luck with the players
Who are you and why are you making assumptions about me and have you read my Tumblr?
The richest place in the world is a graveyard. Unfinished dreams, unwritten books, hit songs, inventions all not realized because people get caught up in the rat race... Work work check, work work check, work work check for 40 years for 40 hours/week for 40k/ year... Sad.... 97% of people are in this situation! The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. By definition most people are insane because 97% of people have a job and just party on weekends lol!! The other 3% understand how to live an impacting life of meaning!! Which one are you? :))
What??
Hey, sup? OK that was a joke. I like your sense of humor, next to breast size that's the most important thing I for in a woman (again kidding).
Ughhhh.
gm gorgeous, how are you doing today? Check out my profile if your interested
Hello. I would like to meet you?
Sure about that?
You are very beautiful, too bad you don't live closer :(