Ythings I want to do with Pete Holmes

Al the things that sound like they'd be fun to do with Pete Holmes, I just write them here.

[byaccidentordesign]

19 Reasons Pete Holmes Is The Perfect Man

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

I want wheatgrass mornings and whiskey nights.

[damascanradio]

"There’s spooning, but then like, you know what’s better than spooning is the drape. I’m a huge fucking guy, I’m like a tempurpedic. Sleep on me, that’s the best sleep of your life. You can hear my heartbeat, you feel like you’re in the womb. My sleep number is 10 on a scale of 10. Jesus Christ. I wish I were a girl so I could sleep on me. The gentle rise and fall of my breath? Man!"

Pete Holmes

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[thewidowhowlapp]

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

interview peeps at the BET awards

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

Me: Who was it that I told that really embarrassing story about myself to?

Me (10 seconds later): Oh wait. It was nobody. I was just practising how I would tell the story to Pete Holmes, if I was to ever be a guest on "You Made it Weird".

[myspaceholiday]

Petey Holmes and yours truly.

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

vogue it out

[thewidowhowlapp]

all i do now is make gifs of pete holmes being an idiot on vine

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

make vines

[pizzatarian]

look I met a person after I paid him to tell me jokes

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

i don't even want to add to this caption it's already perfect

[sam-ash]

I can’t.

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

do things that make me can't.

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

crown Pete the mayor of happy town

[summersausagewoman]

Jesus Christ I wish I was a girl so I could sleep on me.

Pete Holmes (via gene-latifah)

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

go to disneyland. hang out with raymond.

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

have a green day singalong

[iusedtouseyou-blog]

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

eat spicy peppers (x)

[in-the-backseats]

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

play the guitar.

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

dance

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

make nazi-era knock knock jokes

[thingsiwanttodowithpete]

talk about playing "Guess Who"