This is my guild...

A small peek in to my day to day life with my Guild Wars 2 guildies.

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Guild Rules pt2

Rule #13 Col and Tacho are never allowed together in a discord channel 

Rule #14: Only col is allowed to swear in our wholesome catholic guild 

Rule #14 part 9 there is no order to the rules 

Rule #15 Our guild is a wholesome catholic guild as decreed by the NSP Server Leader Trashcat 

Rule #16 There's only two sins as also decreed by NSP Server Leader Trashcat: PPT and Anime 

Rule #17 Greet Nich tagging in wvw with choice of the following* (The greetings got lost, probably a good thing)

Rule #18 Pornhub is the only acceptable site to link porn videos in the general chat from. while it's far too vanilla as a porn site for us, it's run by really cool people who work hard so I like to support them. 

Rule #19 Mesi  is the guild spy 

Rule #20: The Guild blame order is Col, Lira, Solemn, Sermoin, Nick, and finally Ginger

Rule #21 You may call Riddek “Big Dad” now  

Rule #22: Only Jes is allowed to drink water 

Rule #23: Who ever last proclaimed themselves guild leader is the guild leader 

Rule #24: Never res lira

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Launching watermelons when we were spawn camped

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Guild Rules pt1

Again one of those things that just happened. I think we were joking about it and, me in my drunken state, made it happen. Btw, I’m Ryka.

Rule #1: Dane will never accept responsibility for anything. Including this channel. This channel is now Gin's responsibility. 

Rule #2: If we all donate 10g to Ryka she will give the guild runs a special greeting (I don’t remember the exact words) 

Rule #3: If Ryka has to tell you to get on tag more than once you will spend the next raid night in a Golem. 

Rule #4 Drinking isn't mandatory but it is recommended 

Rule #5 everyone gets to kick Solemn once 

Rule #6 Someone must ALWAYS giggle at inappropriate sexual jokes/inuendos 

Rule #7 Rule 6 is for Brian 

Rule #8 Riddek doesn't like desert borderlands map 

Rule #8-2 fancy fresh ERP gets you promoted in the guild faster 

Rule #9: The one use of authority Dane has ever used is making Sarah a full guild member. 

Rule #10: The guild leader, whom ever they may be, owns a small portion of every members soul

Rule #11: No waving to col 

Rule #12: Convince Mrs Riddek to play in WvW on reset 

Rule #12-2:  Use the phrase "I'm she's? pretty" as much as possible

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Guild quotes pt1

I’m not even sure how the quotes started out, suddenly we had a channel in discord dedicated to them. They’re often used for recruitment and usually taken completely out of context...which is the best kind of context.  “I may feel like 1,000 sheep are attacking my face but I feel very relaxed.” -Riddek

"My wife hasn't moved." -Major 

"But its so small. I’m afraid to get stepped on" -Unknown

"Stick so close to the tag that you can smell your mom on him" -Gin 

 "Glad I don't have a quote yet" - Boase 

"Solemn kicked me from the guild. I'm quitting." -Boase 

"My innocent eyes can only be tarnished once" -Boase 

"I'm not an owl" -Boase 

"I've tried to suck my own dick" -Solemn 

"I'll eat your ass" -JoJo 

"How do I get in a Golem?" -Col 

"I eat ass on tuesday" - Col 

"I'll slob on your knob daddy" -Col 

"Y'all are cool. Unlike Col, who's a butthole" -Tacho 

"I'ma duct tape bagged milk to your chest and play with your fun bags" -Tacho

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Little backstory

So I’m a guild leader in GW2 of what I suppose would be a “troll” guild or “party guild” thats WVW focused. Most of us like to drink...which leads to a lot of nonsense. Nonsense like ridiculous guild rules and quotes....