Things I Find Bothersome

How y'all doin my names Jonathan Patrick Ogilvy III. Sometimes things bother me.

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Volume 8

My dearest friends and neighbors,

Why is they such a thing as Nutella? Answer me that. Now I know you got more money than I do, but why you got to throw it all away on Nutella? Ain't that just the dumbest? All it does is sit on your shelf and say you think you're better than me.

Now if I had my ways, they'd be peanut butter, and that's it! Just one kind, too. No different brands. You might be a choosy mom, but you choosing the only kind they is. Cause they's only one kind.

Thank you, and may the sweet baby lord Jesus remember you in his prayers when he's filling up his little angel diapers,

Jonathon Patrick Ogilvy, III

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I's ont this one. Talkin bout our MOVIE

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iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play!

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Here's us on that show talking about that play, and a movie. Turns out Marcus don't like me calling him my life partner. I'm just kidding I know what that means now.

See y'all

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Dearest friends and acquaintances, My enemy-turned-friend Marcus Wahlberry and I have been acting out a play. It's pretty good. It's a murder mystery, and we're both the best detective. Y'all should come on down to the community theatre and seen it. We gonna be on And, Also, As Well As, In Addition To, Too soon to talk about this great show. Allright. Thank you, and may the lord jesus keep you from danger and from mariachi bands. I'm sorry if you're a fan. Most of us ain't. Alright? Jonathon Patrick Ogilvy, III

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I'm here talkin on this thing

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My dearest friends and neighbors, Hi! How y'all doin? I done a podcast recently http://andalsoaswellas.libsyn.com/00-jonathon-patrick-ogilvy-iii-0 Y'all oughta listen to it. And I'm sorry, but you done missed momma's Lenten breakfast. Thank you, and may the little baby jesus forgive me for using such bad language over the internet, where other little babies might hear it, Jonathon Patrick Ogilvy, III

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Have y'all seen them southwest commercials where the ladies start singing them songs? Them's hilarious as heck!

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Volume 7

My Dearest Friends and Neighbors, Hi! How y'all doin? Let me ask you a serious one. Now, how come whenever people are reading my Facebooks they have to make fun of my grammar? Can y'all believe that? It hurts me. It really does. Firstly, I ain’t as smart as you. Okay? I think we both know that already. Why you have to remind me again? You think I forget it? Second one is, what’s so great about being smart? Huh? What’s that get you? Nothin! Heck if we was all smart we wouldn’t be about to elect Donnie Trump for the president. And what kind of a world would that be?

Stumped, ain’t ya?

Thank you, and may Jesus have mercy on you for that time you forgot to feed the dog and he chewed off the leg of the couch, even if your momma ain’t forgived you yet.

Jonathan Patrick Ogilvy, III

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TALKING RACCOONS ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATS COMEDY RIGHT THERE!!!!

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Crisp air good times in Arkansas. #airstream #Pendleton #camping #glamping #rv #rving #silverbullet #spaceship #arkansas #outdoors #shreveport #shreveportla #bossier #bossiercity #bossiercityla

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I love the Big Bang theory! Smart peoples are so stupitt!!!!

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THAT GEICO GECKO IS ABOUT THE FUNNIEST DANGED THING IN EVER OR ANYTHING!

VIRGINESSEE!

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Whys he got to talk so funny though? What’s he foreigner or something?

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TENNEGINIA! HA HA HA!

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THAT GEICO GECKO IS ABOUT THE FUNNIEST DANGED THING IN EVER OR ANYTHING!

VIRGINESSEE!

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Whys he got to talk so funny though? What's he foreigner or something?

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Heck I wouldn't feel safe playing in no wiggly field!

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THAT GEICO GECKO IS ABOUT THE FUNNIEST DANGED THING IN EVER OR ANYTHING! VIRGINESSEE!

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Volume 7

My Dearest Friends and Neighbors, Hi! How y'all doin? Let me ask you a serious one. Now, how come whenever people are reading my Facebooks they have to make fun of my grammar? Can y'all believe that? It hurts me. It really does. Firstly, I ain't as smart as you. Okay? I think we both know that already. Why you have to remind me again? You think I forget it? Second one is, what's so great about being smart? Huh? What's that get you? Nothin! Heck if we was all smart we wouldn't be about to elect Donnie Trump for the president. And what kind of a world would that be? Stumped, ain't ya? Thank you, and may Jesus have mercy on you for that time you forgot to feed the dog and he chewed off the leg of the couch, even if your momma ain't forgived you yet. Jonathan Patrick Ogilvy, III