The Quotable Andrew Zimmern

Dedicated to sharing those priceless turns of phrase that only Andrew Zimmern comes up with whilst chowing his way through some bizarre foods.

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It explodes in your mouth like a hot, steamy little puss bag.

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A sack without veins just isn't a sack at all.

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There's nothing sexier than a big bucket of meat going into a grinder.

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It has a stiffness in the mouth...yeah I just said that....that's just extraordinary.

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If you went camping with the boys for 3 or 4 days, no shower, no toilet paper...when you come back, you'd kind of smell like tripe."

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I like my eggs fertilized.

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At the Road Kill Cook Off, I'm treated like a God.

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I have impregnated those eggs personally.

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When it tastes this awful, I think it's got some curative powers

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This- with all due respect- is one of the craziest things I've ever eaten and was almost impossible for me to get in my mouth.

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It's like nose bacon

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It's a diaper tasting fat sponge.

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If you like fatty, gelatinous stuff, this is the greatest soup ever.

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Kidneys that aren't from your cattle taste like you're licking some 3rd graders biology experiment

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It tastes like milk inside their rear ends.

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The majority of the time I've had them they've either been grilled or sauteed and they just taste like a nasty pus bag.

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Wow. That just scrunches up your whole face.

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