Random thoughts

[ruinedchildhood]

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

[ayellowbirds]

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

[ruinedchildhood]

Current Mood

[shanesboobs]

brooklyn 99 being canceled vs. the next day when it was renewed by nbc

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[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[airframeextender]

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen until the end

[sharcncarter]

sexuality: diana’s little incredulous “oh no u didnt’ head tilt when she gets thrown off her feet for a second

[prydonianrenegade]

The “You done fucked up but good” look is life.  :-)

[zoomerbro]

[twotibsawhisker]

‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

[not-cooper]

[ruinedchildhood]

[positivelycrippled]

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

[inteligasm]

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

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[huffpost]

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201505]

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

[fleshbra]

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

[xekstrin]

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

[geekghoulsmash]

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

[snailchimera]

*quietly facepalms forever*

[pervocracy]

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

[fuck-social-justice-blogs-deact]

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

[mrrobotico]

Bless all this

[everybodylovejessica]

[encisor-deactivated]

Republicans

[thedragoninmygarage]

This is at least the 5th time around. Forever reblog.