action jackson loves barbeque

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[loth-caatgirl]

[asaflowerblossoms]

Me: what are you up to, my dude!? Want to chill?

My 148-year old friend: please, I'm begging you, kill me. Let me die. I think I'm supposed to be dead.

Me: 😂😂😂 you're so funny man

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Americans really really need to be less paranoid and more capable of tolerating minor discomfort in public. Not everyone is a pervert/rapist/strangler/fiend. In fact, very few people are. Treating every violation of normal order as though it is a threat is why people are getting shot for turning around in a stranger's driveway. This happens within the frameworks of basically every ideology present in American culture. It is an American illness. If your vision of the world doesn't have room for saying "I'm sure it's nothing" then you really gotta work some shit out.

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

been thinking a lot about how stranger danger made millenials anti-social

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

[dogpuppy]

[buddwyer]

ultra rare ice cream flavor: shoplifted and defallonated

[buddwyer]

[anywhoozles]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[urgetocreate]

Alice Dalton Brown (American b.1939), Summer Breeze, 1995, Oil on linen, 50 in. x 70.25 in

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[durbikins]

Catholic Twitter making better posts than I ever could

[weirdlandtv]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]